Advertising Tag Lines

[Shades]

We are all familliar with advertising tag lines...Things Go Better With Coke...A Kodak Moment...Ford, Built Tough....etc. You get the idea.

But what about tag lines that work but for one reason or another the company wouldn't find acceptable. Here's an example, for Carnation Milk:

Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch

Any other suggestions?

 

[Meesh]

(The original was "Diamonds - you'll take her breath away!")

How 'bout we update it:

"Diamonds. That'll shut her up!"

 

[Drunken Master]

Pontiac Sunfire - the car that says 'Fuck, you're lame'.

 

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