Accused 570 lbs. drug dealer brought to court in U-Haul

[jwmorrice]

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jwm

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/02/23/2009-02-23_accused_570_lbs_drug_dealer_brought_to_c.html
Accused 570 lbs. drug dealer brought to court in U-Haul
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Updated Tuesday, February 24th 2009, 10:48 AM
Nett/The Post-Standard

A nearly 600-pound man accused of dealing pot and pills needed a U-Haul truck to cart him to court Monday. Stephen Turo, 56, of upstate Genoa, was ordered to appear in Cayuga County Court after missing his last hearing because he's too large to fit in a normal-size car.

Turo, who tops the scales at 570 pounds, was transported to the trial in the back of the U-Haul, which was backed up to the courthouse loading dock, where his arraignment was held.

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Holy crap!

What would an SP think? If he booked an outcall

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

When I was younger, I hung out at an Italian expresso bar. There was this huge guy names Luigi. He and the goombas would go cat around downtown and bother the girls at the clubs. When a Saturday night of saying Mah What, Minchia, and making kissing noises at well dressed good looking girls would not get them some tail. These paysans would hit the massage parlours and escort ads. There was this one story where Luigi called an ad in the paper, and when he went up to the appartment to get his nookie, the girl opened the door and saw him she screamed and slammed the door on him.

 

[alexmst]

Guess this drug dealer guy is a burden on society

 

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

When I was younger, I hung out at an Italian expresso bar. There was this huge guy named Luigi. He and the goombas would go cat around downtown on Saturday nights and bother the girls at the clubs. When saying Mah What, Minchia, grabbing their crotches and making kissing noises at well dressed good looking girls would not get them some tail. These paysans would hit the massage parlours and escort ads. There was this one story where Luigi called an ad in the paper, and when he went up to the appartment to get his nookie, the girl opened the door and saw this barrel shapped 450 lb. guy that looked like one of Tony Sopranos henchmen,the frightened girl screamed and slammed the door on him. I guess he did not want to have the shit pressed right out of her body!