A smelly pussy might be the foulest smell on earth

[Mao Tse Tongue]

Maybe smelly balls (stinkynuts, where are thou?) are just as bad, but smelly pussy makes the stomach turn.

Luckily the last few girlfriends have been clean as a whistle, but some MP's and escorts in the rear view mirror have been less than clean, if ya know what I mean.

How much of the stinky pussy can you take????

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

They say, once you past the smell, you got it licked.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

No doubt this can be a problem, good thing virtually all women I've seen are great in this area. A couple of minor issues but nothing major.

Funny thing though, many women have told me to them, either a smelly dick that wasn't cleaned and a mouth that just had a caesar's salad lunch turns their stomach.

 

[PHNINE]

Ummm the foulest would be the breath of the guy that just DATY of the smelly pussy, or the girl that just BBBJed the guy with smelly balls (stinkynuts), cock breath so to speak.

 

[toughb]

Honey child...

As they say;

Smells like fish,
tastes like chicken,
plug your nose and keep on lickin'!

You been in my library again.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

or the girl that just BBBJed the guy with smelly balls (stinkynuts), cock breath so to speak.

And then you snowballed with her. Yuck. I'd rather eat shit, well maybe not, they're both off my list. lol

 

[stinkynuts]

Once you have chronic stinkynuts, you get used to the smell and hardly notice it anymore. If your girlfriend has a chronically smelly kitty, maybe you won't notice it as much either.

 

[LKD]

no comparison to rotton cock/pussy breath the day after right?

 

[dollastove]

breath by your mouth when you venture down there, doing so reduces the smell tremendously.

 

[MarkII]

I hate it when you get that odor in your nostrill from having your nose pushed halfway to her kidneys and it's the only thing you can smell for hours!

 

[Questor]

Hey, if i get it at a discount, ok

ROFL What a trooper!

 

[goodtime]

Really foul smell may be symptom of lurking illness.

 

[elmufdvr]

i knew a girl she had the smelliest pussy... when she was on the time of month she could clear a room..poor thing... she was the one picked on in high school.....poor thing...

 

[CapitalGuy]

Douche, ladies, please douche. Often.

And use flavoured creams down there. Rub it on several times daily.

They should start teaching girls about this when they're still really really young, so that by the time a girl is old enough to actually have a guy's face down there, she's already been hyper-sensitized to fear having a smelly pussy, and will go to ridiculous lengths to keep it smelling fresh all the time.

I especially recommend a vanilla scented cream. Yum.

 

[Ashley Tyler]

Douche, ladies, please douche. Often.

And use flavoured creams down there. Rub it on several times daily.

They should start teaching girls about this when they're still really really young, so that by the time a girl is old enough to actually have a guy's face down there, she's already been hyper-sensitized to fear having a smelly pussy, and will go to ridiculous lengths to keep it smelling fresh all the time.

I especially recommend a vanilla scented cream. Yum.

Douching is the worse thing a girl can do for her pussy. To avoid a smelly pussy the girl needs to cut back on the amount of yeast she eats, eat yogurt and cleanse daily. I have never douched in my life and I have one of the nicest smelling pussies I just keep myself nice and clean, dont use any lotions(they fuck up your balance as bad as douching does) and eat healthy im also huge on using baby wipes after im done on stage and after doing VIP dances.. Ask Viewer... my pussy smells wonderful... I believe PHNINE could tell you that too.. as for taste.. well a few terbites could tell you how my pussy tastes fantastic.... heheh...

 

[pussylicker]

I have never douched in my life and I have one of the nicest smelling pussies. I just keep myself nice and clean, dont use any lotions(they fuck up your balance as bad as douching does) and eat healthy im also huge on using baby wipes after im done on stage and after doing VIP dances.. Ask Viewer... my pussy smells wonderful... I believe PHNINE could tell you that too.. as for taste.. well a few terbites could tell you how my pussy tastes fantastic.... heheh...

Can I verify that comment?

 

[Papi Chulo]

I think the worst smell is the shithouse door on a tuna boat

 

[Keebler Elf]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeast_infection

 

[massman]

If it smells really bad, go see your doctor. Sure the salty, sweaty, musty smell, is normal and varies in intensity between women, but fishy = problem, likely BV as Kacy had suggested. Easy to treat.

 

[greenii]

As they say;

Smells like fish,
tastes like chicken,
plug your nose and keep on lickin'!

problem is I don't like fish because of the smell...
I don't like chicken because of the taste...
If i plug my nose i cough which means i can't lick....
so basically i think i will stay away from smelly pussy....sort of when i went to the doctor and said when i eat oranges i get an upset stomach and heart burn, So he told me to stay away from oranges..all that schooling and he gives me that answer...lol but it worked.