A Question a Man Simply Cannot Answer

[SimsVic]

So my SO asks me: "Who do you think about when you masturbate?" Guys, is there ANY answer one can think of that won't get you in shit? I just said I couldn't remember and tried to change the topic.

 

[Gentle Ben]

You're fantasizing about how She & you are having wild passionate sex

 

[Gentle Ben]

You've been asked this before, haven't you, GB?

Who, Me?

 

[luv4lust]

just say baby i'm picturing your beautiful wet pussy every time

 

[Keebler Elf]

Say whoever pops into your mind at the time. So long as you pick someone different every time (and they don't all share the same feature), it's harder for the s.o. to get jealous.

Oh yeah, and never pick someone you could actually have a shot at banging. Always pick someone who is "untouchable" (e.g. a movie star).

Or, remember the cardinal truth: she wants you to tell her what she wants to hear.

 

[lickrolaine]

me, never!

What?,me masterbate,never!
then ask whom she thinks of,lol

 

[peteeey]

Go for the unattainable. If you live in Toronto, say the Stanley Cup.

 

[Questor]

Go for the unattainable. If you live in Toronto, say the Stanley Cup.

That's not the strategy I used. We have a really hot neighbour and because I love my wife and want to be intimate in every way with her, I told her that I think about our neighbour when I jerk off. It just goes to show that honesty is the best policy, because my wife spoke with our neighbour and we now have the ocassional threesome. Best move I've made in my whole life. The neighbour is even hotter in bed than I could have imagined, and my wife, because she is part of the action, is completely okay with the idea. Its even improved our sex life when we are just the two of us. My wife later told me that she used to fantasize about our neighbour too. So when I 'fessed up, she thought, well, why not? I recommend that you guys start to be more open about your real feelings. You'll feel so liberated, and your wife will begin to appreciate you for who you are.

Questor

 

[Questor]

If for some reason, things don't work out the way you would like with your wife, I specialize in divorce law. PM me and I'll cut you a great deal.

 

[luv4lust]

If for some reason, things don't work out the way you would like with your wife, I specialize in divorce law. PM me and I'll cut you a great deal.

omg that is tooooo funny lmfaooooo

 

[Mable]

I took the position that she was really trying to see if she could partake in my fanticies and also to open the door to her exposing hers. When I let it all out she did too and boy did we get into the kinkier side of life.

 

[peteeey]

Who's your neighbour? Mats Sundin?

That's not the strategy I used. We have a really hot neighbour and because I love my wife and want to be intimate in every way with her, I told her that I think about our neighbour when I jerk off. It just goes to show that honesty is the best policy, because my wife spoke with our neighbour and we now have the ocassional threesome. Best move I've made in my whole life. The neighbour is even hotter in bed than I could have imagined, and my wife, because she is part of the action, is completely okay with the idea. Its even improved our sex life when we are just the two of us. My wife later told me that she used to fantasize about our neighbour too. So when I 'fessed up, she thought, well, why not? I recommend that you guys start to be more open about your real feelings. You'll feel so liberated, and your wife will begin to appreciate you for you are.

Questor

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Honesty is the best policy and it works for me.

So you say "donkeys" too, huh?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Honesty is the best policy and it works for me.

Come on... you really told her that you were thinking about your bike?

 

[TheNiteHwk]

An ex of mine did ask me that one time.

I told her the truth of course.

I said: "Babe, you think I masterbate?" "Why would I need to masterbate when I'm already having the best sex life any man could ever dream off?"


Next thing I know we are going shopping at the mall.


What's that all about?

 

[Stymie]

Elin

Tiger Woods babe ..................

 

[shakenbake]

So my SO asks me: "Who do you think about when you masturbate?" Guys, is there ANY answer one can think of that won't get you in shit? I just said I couldn't remember and tried to change the topic.

Just tell her that you don't need to masturbate because she satisfies you COMPLETELY!

 

[shakenbake]

An ex of mine did ask me that one time.

I told her the truth of course.

I said: "Babe, you think I masterbate?" "Why would I need to masterbate when I'm already having the best sex life any man could ever dream off?"


Next thing I know we are going shopping at the mall.


What's that all about?

thenitehwk;

you think the way I think. That could be scary! Your SO thinks the way mine does. That's even scarier!

 

[auto doctor]

So you say "donkeys" too, huh?

Your liar goob...that's not what you tell your mother??? Tell the truth its Fang.