That's not the strategy I used. We have a really hot neighbour and because I love my wife and want to be intimate in every way with her, I told her that I think about our neighbour when I jerk off. It just goes to show that honesty is the best policy, because my wife spoke with our neighbour and we now have the ocassional threesome. Best move I've made in my whole life. The neighbour is even hotter in bed than I could have imagined, and my wife, because she is part of the action, is completely okay with the idea. Its even improved our sex life when we are just the two of us. My wife later told me that she used to fantasize about our neighbour too. So when I 'fessed up, she thought, well, why not? I recommend that you guys start to be more open about your real feelings. You'll feel so liberated, and your wife will begin to appreciate you for who you are.peteeey said:Go for the unattainable. If you live in Toronto, say the Stanley Cup.
omg that is tooooo funny lmfaoooooQuestor said:If for some reason, things don't work out the way you would like with your wife, I specialize in divorce law. PM me and I'll cut you a great deal.
Questor said:That's not the strategy I used. We have a really hot neighbour and because I love my wife and want to be intimate in every way with her, I told her that I think about our neighbour when I jerk off. It just goes to show that honesty is the best policy, because my wife spoke with our neighbour and we now have the ocassional threesome. Best move I've made in my whole life. The neighbour is even hotter in bed than I could have imagined, and my wife, because she is part of the action, is completely okay with the idea. Its even improved our sex life when we are just the two of us. My wife later told me that she used to fantasize about our neighbour too. So when I 'fessed up, she thought, well, why not? I recommend that you guys start to be more open about your real feelings. You'll feel so liberated, and your wife will begin to appreciate you for you are.
Questor
So you say "donkeys" too, huh?Sheik said:Honesty is the best policy and it works for me.
Sheik said:Honesty is the best policy and it works for me.
Just tell her that you don't need to masturbate because she satisfies you COMPLETELY!SimsVic said:So my SO asks me: "Who do you think about when you masturbate?" Guys, is there ANY answer one can think of that won't get you in shit? I just said I couldn't remember and tried to change the topic.
thenitehwk;TheNiteHwk said:An ex of mine did ask me that one time.
I told her the truth of course.
I said: "Babe, you think I masterbate?" "Why would I need to masterbate when I'm already having the best sex life any man could ever dream off?"
Next thing I know we are going shopping at the mall.
What's that all about?
Your liar goob...that's not what you tell your mother??? Tell the truth its Fang.Goober Mcfly said:So you say "donkeys" too, huh?