I never really had a reason to ever post before, since it seemed kind of silly to just get on the various SP 'bandwagons' and agree with everyone else. While I have taken advantage of the information available on TERB, I have, as a result, been generally well advised by the many on here. Over the years I have experienced the many wonderful ladies in the KW area ..... Victoria, Spice, Shauna, Mariah, many good experiences at Misty's (some not as good), Amber and Michelle, Hammer's ladies, Lyn Ha, and more recently, Keyra, Shauna Sha, Allisha, Helena, and not to forget, Red Jenna. These are not in any order, but rather as they popped onto my mind.
However, as the above ladies have left, lately, my experiences have not been as stellar. Recently I have had two experiences that should be shared with others. The first one was a case of mistaken identity and the second was probably the worse experience I have ever had.
The case of mistaken identity was regarding Kandi. After doing, what I thought was my due diligence by reading and listening, I thought that maybe here was a new lady that would be in the Spice/Shauna type of experience. Apparently, there are two Kandi's ! While I have still to connect with KandiKhaos, Kandi of Kandi's Girls is, as was previously reviewed, a very, very thin woman and while the experience was 'OK', it was as far from a GFE experience as could be. This is not a bad review of her as it is a note to all, don't make the same mistake I did expecting KandiKhaos and seeing Kandi.
The second, was meeting with Michelle, not the wonderful Spanish Michelle, but Michelle that advertises now on CL (http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2032222680.html) (http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2030078348.html) and FFF (http://ffescorts.com/torontofetishescorts.htm) Your Friendly Neighbourhood Whore in KW.
While the pics at FFF are actually her, the one CL pic may not be. She is NO GFE [edited by moderator]. I called to make an appointment. Usually I will only go for the hour, but lately have decided on the half. Arrived a bit early and called to make sure it was ok to come. She said yes. I arrive and she says she ran out of condoms and could we go and get some. OK, off we go (5-6 minutes to get there and back). She asks me to go in and buy them giving me the money, and apologizes for all of that. I said NP. We get back and get comfortable (ie naked), asks me to lie down and starts, what is without doubt the worst BJ I have ever had. Phone rings, she answers and while holding, still the little guy in one hand, has this converation with the next client and argues with him saying she has a guy there now etc. etc. Needless to say, the little guy just kept shrinking. She hangs up and continues. Now she says she will give the best BJ ever, and proceeds to take out her front teeth and puts them under a pillow to the side while telling me that her last boyfriend had knocked them out a few years ago. Before I can say anything she continues that still horrible BJ and then asks me to put on the condom. Although I do that, I have decided I gotta get outta here and ask her to finish me off oral instead. She does, even though it took all of my imagination to reach that point. I wiped off, got up, got dressed and got the hell out of there. All in all, including the trip to store, it was barely 15 minutes. (so there actually can be enough time in 15 minutes, LOL). Damage was 90 in monetary terms, but the damage to my psyche over this whole encounter is yet to be determined.
So, while I really didn't mean to 'take one for the team', I have and am passing on this experience to you all ..... STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM THIS ONE!
However, as the above ladies have left, lately, my experiences have not been as stellar. Recently I have had two experiences that should be shared with others. The first one was a case of mistaken identity and the second was probably the worse experience I have ever had.
The case of mistaken identity was regarding Kandi. After doing, what I thought was my due diligence by reading and listening, I thought that maybe here was a new lady that would be in the Spice/Shauna type of experience. Apparently, there are two Kandi's ! While I have still to connect with KandiKhaos, Kandi of Kandi's Girls is, as was previously reviewed, a very, very thin woman and while the experience was 'OK', it was as far from a GFE experience as could be. This is not a bad review of her as it is a note to all, don't make the same mistake I did expecting KandiKhaos and seeing Kandi.
The second, was meeting with Michelle, not the wonderful Spanish Michelle, but Michelle that advertises now on CL (http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2032222680.html) (http://kitchener.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2030078348.html) and FFF (http://ffescorts.com/torontofetishescorts.htm) Your Friendly Neighbourhood Whore in KW.
While the pics at FFF are actually her, the one CL pic may not be. She is NO GFE [edited by moderator]. I called to make an appointment. Usually I will only go for the hour, but lately have decided on the half. Arrived a bit early and called to make sure it was ok to come. She said yes. I arrive and she says she ran out of condoms and could we go and get some. OK, off we go (5-6 minutes to get there and back). She asks me to go in and buy them giving me the money, and apologizes for all of that. I said NP. We get back and get comfortable (ie naked), asks me to lie down and starts, what is without doubt the worst BJ I have ever had. Phone rings, she answers and while holding, still the little guy in one hand, has this converation with the next client and argues with him saying she has a guy there now etc. etc. Needless to say, the little guy just kept shrinking. She hangs up and continues. Now she says she will give the best BJ ever, and proceeds to take out her front teeth and puts them under a pillow to the side while telling me that her last boyfriend had knocked them out a few years ago. Before I can say anything she continues that still horrible BJ and then asks me to put on the condom. Although I do that, I have decided I gotta get outta here and ask her to finish me off oral instead. She does, even though it took all of my imagination to reach that point. I wiped off, got up, got dressed and got the hell out of there. All in all, including the trip to store, it was barely 15 minutes. (so there actually can be enough time in 15 minutes, LOL). Damage was 90 in monetary terms, but the damage to my psyche over this whole encounter is yet to be determined.
So, while I really didn't mean to 'take one for the team', I have and am passing on this experience to you all ..... STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM THIS ONE!
