A little advise from the Dr.

[Dr Watchsom]

> > > >1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
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> > > >2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
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> > > >3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
> > > >
> > > >4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
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> > > >5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
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> > > >6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG
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> > > >7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
> > > >
> > > >8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
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> > > >9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
> > > >
> > > >10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER
> > > >
> > > >11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK
> > > >
> > > >12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
> > > >
> > > >13. WHLE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
> > > >
> > > >14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER
> > >MOUSE
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> > > >15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
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> > > >16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
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> > > >17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
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> > > >18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
> > > >
> > > >19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
> > > >
> > > >20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
> > > >
> > > >21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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[Back Burner]

Sooooo...........wear a condom?

 

[The Doctor]

Yes, but the oft forgotten adage that can save you much trouble in the first place..."Don't let your dick run your life."

25 cents please.

 

[WNYTOFN]

Wrap it in foil?? LOL

 

[Back Burner]

Wrap it in foil?? LOL

Extra pertection!!!

 

[shredder]

"Don't let your dick run your life."

Hey Doctor, I like to think that it's my most trusted advisor.

 

[The Doctor]

Ah young Jedi, you have much to learn in the ways of the Force...

 

[shredder]

I guess that's why it keeps calling me Luke and talks about coming over to the dark side

 

[Mufflicker]

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

When I reas this all I could picture is a burning hot patch clamped on the end of it.