A Farewell to Tools

The Shake

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I doubt that this will thread last more than a few minutes, but consider it a hearty fuck you to the navel gazers who worry more about their egos than any spirit of fun, satire, or debate.

I was banned from TERB in early June because, in response to a rude and unprofessional PM from a Moderator, I took a few public jabs at said Moderator for being a humourless twat. Of course, being spineless, the moron immediately banned me. Heaven forbid he/she actually just post "Shake - shut up, you're an idiot", but I digress.

Obviously, my actions were stupid and unfair to Fred, who had little choice but to back the mod's decision. Although I still believe that the Moderator was/is a TOOL, the proper action was to raise the issue via PM to Fred or one of the Real Mods. I didn't do that and the decision to ban me was both understandable and fair. I never once challenged my banishment, although I have taken numerous jabs at the moderator's actions which led to it.

A few weeks ago, at the urging of some people whom I respect, I sent an e-mail to Fred explaining my side of the issue and apologizing to him for putting him in an awkward situation. The apology was sincere. I did not, however, apologize to the humourless prick who banned me (let alone Dear Old BeeBee, who's chronic inability to "get it" sparked the whole thing), nor will I. I was surprised, and happy, to receive a note from Fred indicating that my account had been reinstated.

I like TERB and, while not wasting time here improved my golf game (as well as spurred me to become a member of Kiarra's fantastic TAD board), I missed being here. Whether its the opportunity to expose Tools, or the chance to have interesting debates with people I respectfully disagree with, its a fun board. Fred, Goober, Sheik, et al have built a really interesting community and I was pleased to have the chance to rejoin it.

Anyway, it has been brought to my attention that "some" mods were upset that, upon my return, I listed myself as Unrepentant and Unapologetic. Apparently, its been the subject of considerable debate among "The Mods".

Are you fucking kidding me?

What is wrong with these people?!?!?

I mean, we have guys telling Black members to go back to Africa, but the subject of discussion is the Shake's tagline? Its okay to describe immigrants as "assholes", but don't dare criticize/poke fun at a Mod!!!!!!

Do these people realize that there's a world (and a board) that exists beyond their navels?

Do they realize that hardly anyone cares about the Shake, his tagline, or even the Mods themselves?

Like any other user here, I'm pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things. I'm flattered - and bemused - that these Mods place such importance on what I say here, however silly such an approach is.

I kind of feel like Kevin Bacon in Footloose. Do these Tools really think that my dancing is going to undermine their perfect world of serenity? Honestly, folks, GET OVER YOURSELVES.

Board rules make sense and should be enforced. The job of a moderator is to know those rules and ensure that they are followed to the betterment of the board. Its a mostly thankless jobs and I admire anyone who takes on the responsibility. That said, the job isn't about you - its about the board. When the fragile egos of the Mods (Gasp - that smart alecy Shake is insulting us!!!) become the focus of their jobs - instead of just being mods - well, its not a good thing. Someone thumbing their nose at the Mods will not lead to chaos and looting in the streets.

I'm going to apologize in advance to Fred and the moderators who encouraged me to return (and went to bat for me). I'm not a quitter but, if mods are flipping out over something as insignificant as this, then my time here is going to litterally be measured in hours rather than days, so lets just be done with it, eh?

TERB is a great place and will continue to be so with or without the Shake. Good luck to y'all. Peace out.

PS - For those of you who want to reach me, I can still be found at TAD.
PPS - I'm a much kindler and gentler Shake there, because the people there are too damn smart to really encourage my more Trollish tendencies.
PPPS - GTAC is dead. Ha ha.
PPPPS - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER
PPPPPS - Cardinal Fang is not my girlfriend.
 

The Shake

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Sheik said:
Now that you have this off your chest do you think you could bring back the funny Shake?
Its the funny Shake that gets me into trouble!!!

PS - The WKRP reference was funny. So there.
 

The Shake

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Back Burner said:
Shake.

So no more "Tools of the week"?
I don't know. I kind of get the feeling that they're going to deliberately not ban me just so that I look like an over-the-top fool for posting this thread in the first place.

I mean, that's the type devious thing I would do, anyway.

;)
 

tompeepin

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Oh ... the drama ... the drama!

Staring ...

The self important Sheik ...

The shit disturbing pot stirring Shake ...

The authoritarian "mod" on an ego trip ...

...

Fuck man joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!
 

The Shake

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Sheik said:
The moderators have a difficult enough job as it it, dont push yer luck, instead just give your own two heads a shake, I'm sure you will feel much better :D
I'd rather that Goober's Mom did it for me.
 

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The Shake said:
Sheik - Stop trying to use your Mind Control on me.

That would be an impossiblity on both parts!
 

Goober Mcfly

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I missed the "Racist" thread. Thank God.

We mods try to do our best, and sometimes get caught looking like Tools™ in the process. Why? Because we aren't on 24/7. Because often we have to make judgment calls in a short time-frame. Because we're human. Because blah-blah-blah.

TERB does not, nor has it ever condoned racist or descriminatory postings. We do, however, teeter on the edge of what is descriminatory and what is "free speech". Often we're damned if we do and damned if we don't.

We do our best. And here's a hearty "fark you" to the Shake for taking our seeming mis-step and blowing it out of proportion to make us look like we're stormfront.org.

We're not. Get over it. *nyah*
 

Bud Plug

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Shake

I've spent relatively little time here lately, but I'm a long time member. However, in the time I've spent lately, you have managed to catch my attention.

This happened because you quipped in response to one of my posts, seeming to object to my hyperbolic language, rather than the point I was making. Perplexed, I had a look at your posting history.

You are a chatter. You like to join in discussion threads of all kinds and to start discussion (rather than review) threads galore. Many are tongue in cheek and some poke fun at certain other TERB celebrities. You have relatively little to say about hobbying.

All of that is fine, but it does lead me to conclude that you take the discussion threads a little too seriously. Those threads, in my opinion, are the filler here, not the meat. This thread alone is further evidence of what I'm saying.

I agree with you that your "dancing" doesn't hurt anyone. However, it also doesn't necessarily entertain anyone either. That's why some people dance alone in their homes or sing in the shower.

It does not appear that you are being forced to leave this Board. However, if the pressure of others gossiping about you on TERB is traumatic for you, you are right to leave (by the way, isn't gossip and rumour an inherent part of internet chat?). However, it was always open for you to leave by simply not logging in.

I don't understand your swan song, unless it is a plea for someone to beg you to stay. No offence, but I don't know why that would happen in the case of any poster. TERB is a kind of community, but the membership ebbs and flows. It would carry on without any one of us. While your post says that you acknowledge that you (and any other poster) aren't really that important, I don't think you've really accepted that fact, or you would have simply left by turning off your computer.
 
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