a brain teaser you want to get wrong!

[djk]

After reading secret_touch's thread, I was reminded of one I know, however with this one, you'll want to get it wrong.

A girl is attending a funeral. At the funeral, she spots the most handsome man she has ever met, she falls in love with him, wants to marry him, have his kids, the whole nine yards. Three weeks later, she kills her sister. Why?

Cheers,

-djk

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Cuz she's a farking psycho?

 

[sparkie]

Cuz her sister is married to him! Rite?

 

[wrong hole]

After reading secret_touch's thread, I was reminded of one I know, however with this one, you'll want to get it wrong.

A girl is attending a funeral. At the funeral, she spots the most handsome man she has ever met, she falls in love with him, wants to marry him, have his kids, the whole nine yards. Three weeks later, she kills her sister. Why?

Cheers,

-djk

...so she can see the man again...since he attended the first funeral...by killing her sister...she figures the man will attend her sister's funeral...

this kind of makes me a psycho...cuz i think like she does which is absolute garbage....what i am really thinking is the girl should have invited the handsome man back to her place along with her sister...and make a movie call...'When sisters tag team handsome guys'...the guy would have stuck around....

norman bates...hehehe

 

[djk]

Sheik,

Most original answer been told. Nice!

Cheers,

-djk

 

[mmm61318]

After reading secret_touch's thread, I was reminded of one I know, however with this one, you'll want to get it wrong.

A girl is attending a funeral. At the funeral, she spots the most handsome man she has ever met, she falls in love with him, wants to marry him, have his kids, the whole nine yards. Three weeks later, she kills her sister. Why?

Cheers,

-djk

well, what is the answer

 

[djk]

Wrong hole got it! Supposely this question is part of a psychiatric test that was given to conviceted mass murders and 80% of them gave the same answer. This really freaky weird girl I know got it right away too... now I avoid her.

I forgot to include that it was their mother's funeral. Psycho girl sees guy, assumes he's a family friend, kills the sister so he'll attend sis' funeral.

Cheers,

-djk

 

[johnhenrygalt]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm

 

[Berlin]

A man is found lieing in a field dead, there is nothing around him accept an unopened package............. HOW DID HE DIE?

Cuz ...Santa was drunk while making his usual Xmas delivery, he was grooving to some hard house tune , made a turn too sharp, a package fell and hit the guy walking down below.

And yes, he then blamed the whole ordeal on his elfs.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

djk: I think I got the answer right before wrong hole.

 

[blofeld]

Re: ... and another one...

A man is found lieing in a field dead, there is nothing around him accept an unopened package............. HOW DID HE DIE?

His parachute failed to deploy.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Next: What is so special about this sequence below?

8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0

 

[djk]

Goober,

You just said she was a psycho but you didn't answer why she did it.

Cheers,

-djk

 

[djk]

JHG,

Damn internet hoaxes!

Cheers,

-djk

 

[wrong hole]

Next: What is so special about this sequence below?

8 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 2 0

...it's the combination to your secret pie storage.....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang reserves his spot to answer Goober question before anyone else.

 

[wrong hole]

...it's the combination to your secret pie storage.....

OK, I take back my original answer....

the answer is....

..it's the combination to fang's chastity belt that goober forced fang to wear....

...cuz only goober has reserve the right to play 'leap frog' with fang..

 

[Cardinal Fang]

FLAG DOWN ON THE PLAY

Un-post-manlike conduct accessed to wrong hole!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The numbers go from 0 to 9, but the sequence is driving me farking crazy!

*Shakes fist at Goober*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Next: What is so special about this sequence below?

Nothing?