Hello Gentlemen,
It's Asian Nicole. There are times when it’s best not to stand out from the crowd. One of those times is during tax-filing season. Every year, the federal government tinkers with the rules that determine how much income tax we pay.
The only thing that the CRA has not taxed yet before is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
However, this year, as Canadian males prepare to file their 2014 returns, I highlighted some changes that could affect how much you owe - or how much you save.
Effective January 1st, 2015, the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $100.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $75.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $50.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $5.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Therefore I am wondering which one would be your tax bracket, my darling?
It's Asian Nicole. There are times when it’s best not to stand out from the crowd. One of those times is during tax-filing season. Every year, the federal government tinkers with the rules that determine how much income tax we pay.
The only thing that the CRA has not taxed yet before is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.
However, this year, as Canadian males prepare to file their 2014 returns, I highlighted some changes that could affect how much you owe - or how much you save.
Effective January 1st, 2015, the penis will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $100.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $75.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $50.00
4 - 5" Nuisance Tax $5.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Therefore I am wondering which one would be your tax bracket, my darling?
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