21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

Gentle Ben

Senior Member
Jan 5, 2002
7,218
0
36
1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
 

WhaWhaWha

Banned
Aug 17, 2001
5,989
1
0
Between a rock and a hard place
Being that it is no longer politically correct to utter public greetings pertaining to occasions celebrating a single set of beliefs, let alone religion, or to oppress people by imposing your feelings on others who do not wish to be emotionally influenced against their will, I say the following:

May your mood be appropriate for any ritual or affair you choose to participate in on your own schedule
 

baci2004

Bad girl Luv'r
Mar 21, 2004
2,572
1
36
53
At the range!!!
WhaWhaWha said:
Being that it is no longer politically correct to utter public greetings pertaining to occasions celebrating a single set of beliefs, let alone religion, or to oppress people by imposing your feelings on others who do not wish to be emotionally influenced against their will, I say the following:
Merry Christmas!!!!
 
Ashley Madison
Toronto Escorts