2009 Predictions

My predictions usually are 98% correct, so here are mine:
I predict the song "I Predict" was sung by Sparks.

For more of my predictions, please wait until 2009 starts.

Gyaos Baltar.
 
I predict:
-gas prices will hit an all-time low of $0.35/litre
-car prices will drop even further (about 5-8K a car)
-USD will become more stronger than CAD but US economy will crumble and will seek refuge from Canada
-Price of an SP will drop $20-$60
-Price of an MP will stay the same
-Microsoft will suffer a major loss
-out-sourcing will start to crumble
-an attempt on Obama's life will take place but he will be fine.
-McDonalds combo's will go up a minimum of $0.25 and we wouldn't even notice
-Tim Horton's coffee will increase in price too even though operating costs have gone done :p
 
A plan more than prediction

A good quantity of my 'special high octane blend' will be spattered across the beautiful faces of as many of the 'special young women' we review here as I can arrange.


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At an average 15-20ml per SOG, it will surely cost me way more than 35 cents per litre :p
 
pimpin_civic said:
Price of an SP will drop $20-$60
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Only in your dreams, but I have to admit your post is at least a serious attempt at predicting, unlike those guys who can only think of one thing.
 
I predict:

- Gas prices will jump back up to record highs just un time for summer holidays
- Policticians (Canadian & US and other world leaders) will continue to lie & decieve the public
- More public & private businesses will ask for bailout packages
- No Toronto teams (MLB, NHL, NBA, NFL (adopted Bills) will make the playoffs
- Ticket prices will increase for all of the above except next NFL game @ Rogers
- I will refuse to watch any MLB games & cancel all services related to MLB or Rogers revenue streams
- SP's prices will remain will drop by $20.00-$30.00
- Taxes will go up
- All food prices will increase everywhere (grocery stores, catering, restaurants,etc).
- JP Ricardi will deserve to get fired mid July when the Blue Jays are 15 games behind the Yankees and/or Red Sox for first.
- Management will keep him until the end of the year as the "spinsters" say they could still make win the wild card even though there (10) games back.
- Brian Burke will pull the trigger on a draft day blockbuster trade.
- People will still be stupid and drink & drive (when will eveyone learn)
- Quebec & it's leadership will find new ways to piss off the rest of Canada.
- Someone with balls will step and say - good - see if the grass is greener on the other side of the street. Go join the USA.
- Pres. Obama will not find Osam Bin Linden (polictical retoric)
- Terrorist attacks will continue to destablize third world regions the world
- Bill Clinton will bang as many hotties (and some not so hot) when Hilary is busy in her role as Sec. of State
- Sarah Palin will not go away and you we will see her more and more on TV as the Repubicans use her popularity
- More and more "good girls next door" will turn to sp'ing as they find mainstream jobs becomes increasing harder and harder to land in Ontario - this will flood the market and causes prices to drop a bit (see above).

thats all for or now......I do have more.....TBA
 
Bounce said:
thats all for or now......I do have more.....TBA
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Wow! You must come from the Jeff Rubin school of prediction: "Predict many and predict often, it increases chances of one prediction being right."
 
I predict at least 75% of the above in my post will come true!!!lol
 
Bounce said:
I predict at least 75% of the above in my post will come true!
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Upon further review, this has been ruled an invalid prediction. No prediction on prediction is allowed. This is a double prediction. Do it again, and you will be suspended for 12 minutes.
 
J. Biden (who is only 5 years younger than J. McCain) takes over as president when B. Obama is taken out.
 
rayfinkel said:
I predict, I will have a massive headache, Jan 1st in the morning.




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I predict that ray will still be in the land of nod january 1 in the morning.


He will have a massive headache, thats for sure, but he won't know it until he comes to, later in the day.



I also predict that i will NOT be asked to become a Moderator.;)




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I predict that the love and beauty in this world will be overshadowed by incessant greed and avarice, except for those that look for it and gently cradle and nurture it within their hearts.
 
Schon said:
I truly wish and hope the new year 2009 brings peace, prosperity, and our TSX goes up! & our Estate market remains stable.
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I'm with you on that one.

Only two things one needs in life.

1. Health (without it you're in big trouble.)

2. Economic Security, not getting rich, just not living in fear.
 
I predict that I will be asked to fuck off back to Denmark.
 
Bounce said:
I predict:
- Pres. Obama will not find Osam Bin Linden (polictical retoric)
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I'll bet that President Obama's first priority will be getting this guy, and he will get him, his homo doctor (Al Zahiri) and their entire on-line and media wing, faster than fast, sealing his 2nd term in office. In fact watch how fast it happens, once Bush Jr. and Dick Cheney is officially "kicked out".

Bush Jr. funded Al Qaeda to exist for the $147.00 oil we had and used convoluted logical rhetoric as a reason to keep them going.

Gyaos Baltar.
 
Saying that Amy Winehouse will "pass away" makes it sound like she reached a ripe old age and drifted off in her sleep. I think she'll be found face down in a bathroom with a needle in her arm.

Gas will go back up to .75 or .90 per L

The housing market will continue to tank like it's the early 80's again

Osama bin laden will release another audio recording but won't be found

Madonna will publicly hook up with A-Rod. No one will care.

Britney Spears will start dating someone publicly. Fewer people will care.

The TERB Political forum will continue to have it's pointless arguments. Even fewer people will care.
 
Here is another fearless prediction for 2009.

NewsFlash: York Region LE announces that it is protecting the public by busting an MP where it is suspected that wambo minki was occuring behind closed doors. Arrested are Judy Lovejoy (age 28) and Jim Johnson (age 40).
 
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