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20 Years too late - But Rick Astley can't dance!!

Gyaos

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I just got ahold of a digital print of Rick Astley's 80's music videos and I must say, he can't dance. I wish I could have said it in 1988! LOL. The man can't dance!!

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Gyaos

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Papasmerf,

Good! Good! Wasn't that good K-9?
K-9: Very good master

Oh terribly good! You know, I think he's gonna be alright. Very alright.
K-9: Very, very alright.
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I remember his dancing wasn't very good. I also remember his powerful big-man voice did not match his little-boy looks.
 

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Gyaos said:
Papasmerf,

Good! Good! Wasn't that good K-9?
K-9: Very good master

Oh terribly good! You know, I think he's gonna be alright. Very alright.
K-9: Very, very alright.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Actually, Gyaos came from the 1967 movie "Gamera vs Gaos", which was released in the United States under A.I.P. International as "Return of the Giant Monsters". Gyaos (aka: Gaos) returned in 1969's "Gamera vs Guiron" (aka: "Attack of the Monsters") as a silver incarnation on a frozen planet. The 1995 movie "Gamera: The Guardian of the Universe" had those 3 incarnations you can see on the link you provided. Gyaos returned in 1999 in "Gamera 3: Incomplete Struggle" and Albino Gyaos in a special independent film titled "Gamera 4".

But the new Battlestar Galactica stripped it away as Gyaos Baltar, but mispelt it as Gaius Baltar, and rather than fix the error already broadcast, they went with it the way it was. Yep, I know Gyaos.

Gyaos Baltar (Vice President of Caprica), voting HILLARY in 2008!
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his dancing may be crap, but dont u love how he was flapping his jacket?
 

Gyaos

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He does a wiggle, wiggle off beat with "She Wants to Dance with Me", but is aweful in "Whenever You Need Somebody" with this silly hop-skip dance moves, it drives me bananas! He couldn't dance. But the funny one is "Take Me to Your Heart" where sings the lyrics to his blonde make-up artist, but then for some stupid comical reason, he starts singing to a man (he's reading the lyrics from a script, actually) and says "...the way, I want you" and doesn't like it. Screwed by the director. Although I thought most of that video was pretty good, that was the end of his Top 40 career at that point. The Aitken Stock Waterman beat was just awesome back then. When Astley left that crew, his records went no where.

And that's the official TERB Rick Astley bio! :cool:

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Rick was the blackest sounding white man ever to sing a tune. :D
 

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Gyaos said:
He does a wiggle, wiggle off beat with "She Wants to Dance with Me", but is aweful in "Whenever You Need Somebody" with this silly hop-skip dance moves, it drives me bananas! He couldn't dance. But the funny one is "Take Me to Your Heart" where sings the lyrics to his blonde make-up artist, but then for some stupid comical reason, he starts singing to a man (he's reading the lyrics from a script, actually) and says "...the way, I want you" and doesn't like it. Screwed by the director. Although I thought most of that video was pretty good, that was the end of his Top 40 career at that point. The Aitken Stock Waterman beat was just awesome back then. When Astley left that crew, his records went no where.

And that's the official TERB Rick Astley bio!

Gyaos.
The scariest part is that you know so much about Rick Astley.:D
 
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WhaWhaWha said:
I remember his dancing wasn't very good. I also remember his powerful big-man voice did not match his little-boy looks.
But the girls loved him. Knew someone looks just like him, should see the girls he attracts.
 
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