2 year old Pet Monkey for sale - $999 no low ball offers please

[ZOO101]

The heat is on, all my neighbors know that I have a pet monkey. It's driving me bananas and I cannot sleep at night due to constantly thinking the SPCA will be showing up at my door.

My monkey is named Andy and I am willing to give Andy to a good home. (references required)

Thank you very much, let's use the PM feature to communicate.

 

[donrufio]

should've made it $999.99. squeeze that extra 0.99c just to be under $1000 lol.

 

[CUPID]

Interesting because most pet monkeys sell for $200 in Canada and are babies when adopted out.

 

[Stoo]

It's too bad his name is Andy. If he was named George, I'd have taken him.

 

[ZOO101]

I like you Jillian so the next part of my post will only be a joke

Interesting because most pet monkeys sell for $200 in Canada and are babies when adopted out.

Most agencies in Canada charge $220-$250 for the hour lol!!!

 

[Sgt Banger]

Can he handle an allen key ?