10 Things Men Forget To Do During Sex

[calloway]

Some female advice... apparently we've been doing things wrong all this time.

1. The clitoris is right there. Yes, right there. Not over here, not down there, not off to the side. It doesn’t move. Try to stay focused and play with the clit!

2. Take your socks off. Not a single thing is sexy about a man who is naked except for his socks.

3. Lubricant, lubricant, lubricant. We may feel “so wet” to you from our own fluids, but we actually need to be pretty drenched with water-based lube for business time.

4. Some women become very aroused by their imaginations, so a little dirty talk about what you’re going to do to us stimulates our biggest sex organ: our brain!

5. If you’re going down on us, make sure to keep your tongue wet with spit. A dry tongue chafes down there!

6. Unless we’ve expressly indicated that we like our headlights to be tweaked, do not pinch our nipples in the heat of the moment. They’re very, very sensitive!

7. Sometimes a light touch is better than a strong one. And a sweet kiss with just your lips is better than a Labrador retriever-style kiss with your tongue.

8. We absolutely adore when you gently, tenderly suckle on our fingers (or our toes, for men with mouths of asbestos).

9. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you?

10. Nipples should be a pit stop on the way to Vaginaville—get off the express train!

 

[genintoronto]

Like any other list of the sort, all of those advices apply to some women, and are completely off for other women.

Try talking to your partner and listening to her and her body language, and forget about those lists.

 

[Nefari]

Like any other list of the sort, all of those advices apply to some women, and are completely off for other women.

Try talking to your partner and listening to her and her body language, and forget about those lists.

That's the hardest thing about pleasing women... Even if you master one woman,
you're still a newbie to another

 

[Cycleguy007]

That's the hardest thing about pleasing women... Even if you master one woman, you're still a newbie to another

I would have thought this to be a positive thing! Isn't half the fun exploring what makes the woman tick?

 

[BoringBob]

The funny part is I know plenty of girls that would laugh at this list. They would be naturally saoking wet, they would forcably push my head off their boobs to get some pussy licking done, they try to stuff their tongues down my throat while doing the nasty, etc.

Don't think of that as the top 10 list. Think of it as one woman's bitch list against her dry tongued lover who thinks that licking her outer pussy lips and tweaker her nipples is some how exciting.

 

[Moraff]

9. That look of concentration on your face makes it seem like you’re doing calculations in your head, not making love. Smile a little bit, why don’t you? [/I]

We ARE doing calculations.... we're trying to distract ourselves because we don't want the ride to be over with too quickly....