Hope you guys get a "hahaha" from these;)
Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane.
Moosehead:A great beer and a new experience for a moose.
Is reading while you're on the toilet considered multi-tasking?
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
I got a sweater for Christmas.
What I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
For my next trick I'll need a condom and a volunteer.
H ave a happy day!:p