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    Brand New Presto Card

    Hey isn't there a scam involving loaded Presto Cards? I think it goes something like this. You meet an individual who offers to sell you a Presto card with a value of, let's just say, $250. This individual offers to sell it to you for $200 because he no longer needs to use public transit...
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    Myers-Briggs

    I'm an ENTJ mutherfuckers. Was tested first about 20 years ago by a respected psychologist. I re-looked at my assessment a couple of years ago and was amazed at how spot on it was. I've just modified my approach over time to dial down that whole mutherfucker part of my personality in order to...
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    Conundrum

    Good call. Brownies are a better idea. I think the whole idea is actually, abusive. You would have been making an important adult decision for another adult, which you don't have the right to do. His impairment does not preclude him from being an adult with all rights and privileges. I know...
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    what is sex with your wife like?

    Ok, we're middle aged and I'm rating the whole looks thing on that scale. My wife is smart, fun and attractive. If I were to describe: Face 8 Body 7 (ok she's chunky - her words, not mine. But she's got great hair, pretty face, tits and ass, nice legs and fashion sense. Who cares if she...
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    Clubs are meant for singles!

    This is the best thread ever! GJ, is this essay about the dystopian urban dating scene a preview to your follow up novel to Fight Club? You're a fucking genius man. It was an honour to read your prose. (seriously, you made it too easy to figure out you're Chuck Palahniuk).
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    Is this woman smokin' hot or what?

    I looked at the FaceBook pictures first. I thought she was a Real Doll. Seriously. After reading the article I realized it's a girl pretending to be a Real Doll. That's fucked up. So, to answer your question - is she smokin' hot? Sure, if you're really into playing with Barbie dolls...
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    I want to manscape my "boys" but I'm afraid. Any tips?

    I do it dry. Take a new fusion blade, and pull the skin tight, and shave that motherfucker. Never cut myself either. It is like trying to shave an angry jellyfish. One wrong move.... Oh, and SP Jessica - get back in your own thread. This one is about shaving balls.
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    Clients looking for SP to become an SO

    I don't understand why some object to the OP starting this thread. It is already on page 13 in less than a day and a half. I've only read the first and last couple of pages - it's really not that interesting to me. But, considering the quality of many of the threads on TERB, I think you must...
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    Short Guys and Tall SP's?

    You know, people put this baggage on themselves. You can love anyone you want. It's as simple as that.
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    Because I know TERBies are smart folks

    Who's to say what's gay or not? I think this is a personal decision. For me, I would say that crossing the line was at the point where after you both described your activities and began participate together. That's my line. You're welcome to have your own line. Thanks for being so candid...
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    Do you think woman really like greek ?

    Sure, my wife does. I'm sure Dr. Kinsey can provide us the data on this. And while we're talking about it, apparently some men do too. Personally, I don't mind a finger up there from an attractive woman (including my SO if she uses lube). Question to the OP - why is this such a shock?
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    Gary Oldman

    GO's best scene Gary Oldman's best scene. I realize it's 7 minutes long, but you have to hang on to the part where Beethoven's lying in the lake. It's Ode to Joy motherfuckers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qWbcosJdtU
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    How many of you GAVE UP on dating figuring your just too undesirable to women?

    I'll offer my opinion here. I'm a married man, so asking women out is really frowned upon where I live. However, that does not stop me from chatting with women whenever and where ever I want. It's just talking. The more you do it, the better you'll be. You don't need to ask for permission...
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    Fuck Face signature pic

    I really never looked at it closely. I just looked, laughed a bit, moved on. So, after looking at it more critically. Is it a kid? I don't think we can say for sure. Is your real question whether or not this is child exploitation? I would say no. We can't establish the age or identity of...
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    New neighbour keeps me awake all night

    Jillian, that is the best, most appropriate, and funniest solution to that problem.
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    Grow up...

    A very large +1. You know, there was no point of commenting on him because he has an endless amount of time to pound away on his keyboard.
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    so sad :(

    Well, I cried a little when I saw this. It's irrelevant to me whether or not the boy in the video is genuine. I think we can all agree that bullying is an important problem. I think we can all agree that we can all do more to prevent or at least mitigate bullying in the future. I hope that...
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    Surprising a friend with an escort - good or bad idea?

    First time "going all the way"? Sounds like he's a virgin. What his well meaning friend is doing is throwing the non-swimmer in the deep end with the added excitement of group of guys who are in on the joke. Stick with your gut and tell your former client to take the sensitive, discreet...
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    BBWS: By Weight, at one point do you say a woman is a BBW

    Charts for the purpose of fitting clothing are exempt from scrutiny.
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    BBWS: By Weight, at one point do you say a woman is a BBW

    Listen my brothers and I use the term brothers so that you will understand that I'm saying this in the most loving, familial way. You guys are totally fucked up. All of you with charts, well, shut the fuck up. I should make a chart of people on TERB who use charts to illustrate their...
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