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as for jeans, the girl must have a nice ass to go with it else its meh! Enough said......

lol, down girls...... ;)

duh!

hahahahahaha!!

You have to truly enjoy performing the art of a blow job, before you can perfect it. Practice going crazy and asking questions with someone you're totally comfortable with, and the rest of the time it will be like riding a bike.

Who doesn't love a good toy? Some of these are a little over the top though....lol

Isn't porn the ideal backround noise? Whenever possible, I like to have it playing... It's better than cable.

Sweet!

Did someone say scotch!?

I have always thought that she looks like the blonde Jennifer Lopez. I'd do them both....together......what a nice thought!!!

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together" My new favourite thing to say!!! :p

That's exactly what I was thinking...... It's kind of sad really, you would think he'd be a champ!?

This is the funniest thing I've heard all day!

I sure as hell get enough sex, and love every second of it. Even when it's all by myself........

palm...

sand...

pads...

fill.............

help

knee...