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Never heard those terms, I call it a boink :confused: .

! GOD DAMN IT!! Mules are covered in the Downed Animal Protection Act. Umm, wanna go for a beer canucklehead? I'll buy :( .

Oh man, got hell for that too. I recieved an email that said the entire circus thing is politically incorrect! So, umm, A rented Mule! .

Umm, scratch the red haired stepchild, make it a circus monkey. Redheads are nasty! They think the way to a mans heart is through his ribcage:eek: .

Who the fuck are you calling a moron asshole!!! This time you get off with a warning. Next time I'll beat you like a red haired stepchild! .

Do homeless people get knock knock jokes? Say knock knock to one, I bet he just looks perplexed. .

Grow bored with my graphic? :mad:

Hey guys, now that DLP has met LED get ready to talk about your notebooks picture size in feet. On the road a DLP display powered by a LED light engine will rear project an image onto a pop-up screen. The real fun starts when you get home, in the office it projects a 24” x 48” (or whatever)...

Best solution!! Try water sprinklers on intermittent timers. Cats hate getting sprayed with water. If he learns to associate your yard with getting wet, he may stop coming around. Better yet, get a motion activated sprinkler .

I'd rather get shot with a BB gun than what all those poor moths had done to them!!!:eek: .

Ummm, NM, it was nasty...

Oh man, that’s a strange request... I have 3 close friends that GTFO of Accounting b/c they were bored to tears. I suggest you apply at a Toronto school near Jane and Finch. You will have tons of excitement ;) Umm, I think they supply the bullet proof vests. .

my new sig is the bomb. oh man, I kill me!

OH man, I forgot to finish my sig pic Give me ten

Fuck, I had just smoked some chronic when I wrote that Maybe I’m amazed that you calculated it.. SORREz can’t give you the win – cause I don’t knowz

WTF? It's the source

B/C, IM Quasimoto N i have a hunch

Has N E 1 noticed N E problems with TERB L8ly?

Message acknowledged >stop< Slowed it down, look agian >stop< If a man and ½ can eat a pie and 1/3`in a hour and ¼ how many men would it take to eat 45 pies in 11 hours?

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