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    restaurant with booths

    Fuck a duck! Aging suxXx! Eyes going. Thought it said 'with boobs'. Dam small iPhone 4 screen! Got all excited for nothing
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    Why do most ads by black women say no black men ?

    I don't get.it. What's going in this PIC?
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    Why do most ads by black women say no black men ?

    Being a Black male, I strongly suspect that it's 2 fold.... Don't wanna risk running into someone they know. As well as all the litlle pimp shitheads running around, trying to recruit girls. Sadly, there's lots out there who have let Hollywood's glorification of thug life, pimping, and various...
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    "Hobby Phone" or Texting App to Hobby?

    I used many but have stuck with Fongo for calling. It's FREE in the google play store. Don't know about now, but when i first installed it years ago, it gave me choice between 905 or 416 or 647 area codes. I've had 416 for years. Love it! i use Text+ for texting as well have tinkered with...
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    * ahem *

    This is how I LOVE to fuck! http://beeg.com/2609636 http://beeg.com/5801695 This is how I'd LOVE to be jack'd (MINUS THE WHOLE DILDO IN MY ASS THING): http://beeg.com/1956264 This is how I'd LOVE to be blow'd by some big, wet titties in the shower: http://beeg.com/9113281 This is how I'd...
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    Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip has Terminal Brain Cancer.

    Never been a fan of theirs. Always felt they were far more overrated than they should have been....that being said, this news is nothing short of TRAGIC! (no pun intended). It's so sad. He's sooooo young. To have his wife survive it, only to be stricken by cancer as well. Man, it really...
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    Naked man jumps into a zoo's LION enclosure in desperate 'suicide bid' and survives

    This lion is so lucky the guy wasn't Chuck Norris! It would have gotten fucked the hell up!
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    No! Get out! (said really sarcastically)

    http://www.datingbusters.com/onenightfriend-com-review-this-site-is-running-an-elaborate-scam/ Still, interesting to read through... They claim these to be real, however: http://www.datingbusters.com/sites/ Caller, what say you?
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    Do you think TTC drivers should be subjected to random drug and alcohol tests?

    Having had worked at several sites for a number of years...how can i put this? "HELL! FUCK YEAH!!! Drug testing, Physch testing, reading and writing testing, rabies testing, food and drug testing, ...etc!"
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    real estate..... is it true??

    Exactly!!! Stayed at B&B in Niagara on the Lake about 15 yrs ago. Owner was the adult daughter a of a man who she claimed owned 3 sky scraper office buildings in the US ...she really liked me and the SO. Told her we have a condo. She advised us to buy the shittiest house in the best area. We...
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    Fired for slapping his boss, mentally ill public servant gets job back — and $25,000

    Fuck! I'd slap the piss out my asshole prick boss for free! He got paid $25k for it? Nice!
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    ★ Kanye, your head is so big you busted the sign!

    This one's at least a year old....that being said, i can watch this dick head getting his head knocked off over and over and over again. LOL Thanks for sharing!
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    My gf is really tight, is she tight on purpose?

    Well, you don't have to be so braggadocious about it..LOL Ya lucky bastard!
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    Bombardier cuts the fromage again

    Good bud of mine's been working for them in Japan for the past 8 years. Built a life there with a girl he met. Married with 2 young kids, baby on the way. Been risk of losing his job for the whole time he's been there! WTF?!
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    I found $100! How should I spend it?

    Pay it forward and give it to the guy who wrote this...
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    He didn't pay his fare!

    Little prick's probably on his way to my house to rummage through my food garbage, only for me to wake up in the morn to find shit all over my driveway and ripped bags. Oh wait! Not since I bought that raccoon proof strap from CT.
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    Elderly man 'died while having sex with a prostitute'

    ...at that size, ain't it called a 'pee-pee', or a 'willy'? doesn't it have to meet a criteria of girth b4 you can refer to it as a 'cock'? me thinks yon height-challenged man doth keep hidden a secret in his trousers.
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    You know your old.

    When you look up the rock stars of your day to show to a co-worker and find that he is a complete silver haired grandpa. You think, shit...he looks old...then you realize ...HE IS OLD...that means you must be too! http://media.philly.com/images/091315-jon-bon-jovi-600.jpg No. SERIOUSLY...
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    Celebrity YOU want to shag?

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