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She says she misses you to strin you along. You're sort of like a dog on a leash, and those words are the tug that keeps you following. A little toy if you will. If she's feeling a bit off, she can always say the magic words, and lime.a good little dog, you come running with your tongue out and...

It's scary. Kurt was a gentle soul with deep troubles. Courtney was the Yoko Ono of the 90's. I'd hate to be stuck under Kurt's shadow. 15 years after the death of Kurt, and Nirvana still has songs played everyday.

We all know wealthy CEO's are immune to STD's. Oh, and multi-millionaire basketball sensation Magic Johnson never got AIDS. I am not surprised your gf doesn't let you cum in her mouth. You come off as a wimpy, arrogant push over. You ask for permission all the time don't you? "Can I kiss you?"...

Fast cars? A good speed run feels like the kind of orgasm only a really good blow job can give, with body tingling and that ever memorable "holy shit"!! Feeling. It's unfortunately just as expensive as this hobby, and life consuming.

Napster is a throwback and a half :p. Slsk (Soul Seek) /thread :d

Goddamn. Talk about kicking a man so hard in the nuts, his gonads smack his chin and knock his ass out. I like your ballsy tell-it-as-it-is style. I thought most girls (agency ones anyway) had a male transporter for safety?

Had no idea you were a xhiky. That explains the adorable comfort food name lol. Rates for Toronto drivers went up at 6 companies I believe. Maybe shop around again? Quebec insurance is much cheaper thAn Ontario. You'd be wanting to say FML if you saw their rates lol. Hint, French friends.

This is exactly what I was thinking. You couldn't have been in Peel. You would had two officers questioning you till they were blue in the face, repeatedly asking if you had any drugs, weapons, or contraband lol. Cops now drive through parks and random industrial parks looking for two things...

Epic win. Hahaha. That's embarassing.

I hear ya. Try being under 25 in this day and age with car insurance. Unless you have a vagina, you get fucked lol.

It's all about selling at a marketable price point that will generate the greatest amount of return over the long run. That goes without saying. The market has set that price point as the price point to compete with. Some compete with it by name-famous porn stars-an can charge more because of...

It's a trap!!!! •An angry MANGINA appears•

Funniest thing I have read all year. He's done at campus. Time to change schools. Holy fail Batman. That's what happens when you're a sissy that can't piss in a urinal or at worse, stand above a toilet seat to take care of business. How can this guy ever expect to handle A woman if he can't...

Firmly gripping the steering wheel with two hands-especially granny style-isn't necessary. Dodged many t-bonings with a looser, 9-3 grip that allows me to toss the wheel fast. I also sit as close to the wheel as comfortably possible (less arm and leg travel on the pedals, quicker reaction time.)...

Neko punch!!!

Fuck off. Tiger Woods is this generations Playboy. I wish he would just come out and tell it as it is, you know, "My wife wasn't putting iout, and when she was, she was just sloppy in bed. I have a strenous work life and need a good blow job and a little bit of stress relief to perform at my...

If everyone had to pass road tests in a manual, there would be a lot less shit drivers on the road. I am not even kidding. Many times I have dodged t-bonings from people that drive like Angelina, or jump out blind.

Someone needs to write a Tiger Woods spoof like the one that was done with Phelps earlier in the year. http://reason.com/archives/2009/02/02/what-michael-phelps-should-hav

No. Plenty of athletes and body builders alive and well. Sly Stallone is in his 60's and uses hgh for example. More like hard drug use and a rough lifestyle.