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how endearing! i am sure it will get you a lot of clients... please tell me where you are located so that i can stay as far away as possible! :rolleyes:

please tell me this is not a serious question... :eek: if it is, you will get a fair clue from the number of posts that i have...

hey, doc... want to fly that last post by me again? as compared to your first post, i can't figure out what your question or point is????

i forget who said it... jimmy breslin?...the difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money is cheaper.

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A man goes into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll. "Certainly" says the sales lady. "We have two types, Christian or Moslem. Which one would you want?" "What's the difference?" asks the man. "The Moslems blow themselves up."

lol! i know what a **** is; a person can b a ****; and, if i want, i can always c a ****, but what kind of a **** is an s ****? editing notes: hey! i didn't write ****! i wrote ****!

so, vanessa: i guess, in your case, "senior member" means something else. of course, i am one too. but in my case it means my member is senior. actually, it is "señor," but they don't know how to spell it!

let's do that again. this time, i'll go on top!

Re: Re: Re: Awwwww......... oh sure! "(cough, cough!).... not right now, madge, i'm busy (cough, cough)... mowing the yard.... " don't hog that yard, eh? xsx

why? well, it's like this: most women are shorter than most men. when dancing skin to skin and/or dancing while kissing, she's too low and he's too high for things to get really interesting. high heels brings things up to a more convenient alignment... ya know what i mean? i think 4" to 6"...

Re: Awwwww......... got a hernia? or is your grass too green? :D xsx

my favourite is musk. several brand names available. jovan is the best. never met a lady who did not love it!