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    What would you do if she said this to you?

    Remember when people use to dress up to go to Red Lobster? I don’t even understand her mentality. She doesn’t realize that it’s not how much they make. It’s how much they spend. A lot of professionals in established fields have reputations for being super tight with money. A habit formed over...
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    L.A. Shooting

    Asian on Asian violence needs to stop . It’s just Wong
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    American space legend Buzz Aldrin marries 63-year-old girlfriend on his 93rd birthday

    He looks good for 93, maybe the secret is moon dust or a blast of radiation.
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    American space legend Buzz Aldrin marries 63-year-old girlfriend on his 93rd birthday

    And a lie about she doesn’t want his money
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    Leprechaun becomes president and demands kids' homework be banned

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    Kinky 27 Year-Old Woman with an interest in serial killers butchered boyfriend

    Can’t wait for the Netflix movie. “ The tattooed girl butcher “ or something equally as lame .
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    "Love Scarborough"

    So much politics inside hospital organizations we have no idea. They need to be completely overhauled but it will never happen because the ones that make those decisions are the ones that will have to go, and no one wants to lose their spot on the sunshine list. Does Scarb hospital need 5 Vice...
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    Los Angeles hit-and-run driver who plowed into mom and baby in stolen car is murdered after light sentence

    Only with Capt.Justin and the Libs in charge of sinking the ship. Also,It won’t just be Toronto, every major city in Canada.
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    Rats can swim up toilets

    Snakes can also make their way out of your porcelain throne 🐍 🚽
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    Jack Nicholson's pals fearful he will die alone after vanishing from public eye

    Priority’s change.Most people are reclusive at 85 , you gotta be close to a bathroom.
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    How attractive do you consider yourself?

    This one goes to 11
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    Ron Jeremy to be declared incompetent to stand trial for multiple rape charges

    He had he’s own brand of rum . Not sure if it’s still available.
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    Edward Norton finds out he's a direct descendant of Pocahontas, had slave-owning roots

    He probably will since Eds wife is Canadian .
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    Jeremy Renner in critical condition after snow-plowing accident

    Sounds like something that would happen to a drummer in Spinal Tap .
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    Dave & Buster's Co-Founder Dead at 72 In Apparent Suicide

    He should have a gravestone that you put tokens in to win tickets.
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    I make $80,000 a year as a 21-year-old 'sugar baby.'

    The married couples I know that are currently still together is only because it’s to expensive to divorce right now.
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    Unemployed for 3.5 years

    Shipper or Receiver ?
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    Unemployed for 3.5 years

    That's a great idea! And show up to the job interview with the Oakville teachers tits!
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    Unemployed for 3.5 years

    Say you were doing freelance work for something Covid related. Trying to help mankind for the greater good with your engineering expertise. Remember all that BS when local distillers said they were going stop making booze and pump out hand sanitizer ? Say something like that.
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    Food sold during Christmas which makes you b@rf

    No one eats panettone. Probably the most regifted item at Christmas amongst Italians. Good chance you'll get back the same panettone you gave out after it gets passed around .
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