You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
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This week! I’m working today (Wednesday) and Friday 11:30 to 9, Saturday 12:30 to 8. Yonge and Davisville.
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Why are piggy banks so wise? They're filled with common cents.
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Cum see me from 12:30 to 8 today! Near Davisville subway station.
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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
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Cum see me today, near Davisville subway station, from 11:30 to 9!
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How much does a chimney cost?Nothing, it's on the house.
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I’m working this week today and Friday 11:30 to 9, Saturday 12:30 to 8.
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Did you hear about the fragile myth? It was busted.
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I’m available until 8 today, location close to Davisville subway station.
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I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
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Cum find out how else I use my hands! I’m available today from 11:30 to 9, close to Davisville subway station .
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Can February March? No, but April May!
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I’m working my regular schedule this week! Wednesday and Friday 11:30 to 9, Saturday 12:30 to 8. At Davisville subway station.
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
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I’m working today until 8, near Davisville station!
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My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
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I have some availability today, working until 9! Near Davisville station.
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I'd like to shout out sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.
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I'm back at work this week near Davisville!
Today until 9
Friday 11:30 to 9
Saturday 12:30 to 8
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Have you ever heard about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
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I'm working until 8 tonight, booking up fast! Text me to reserve your appointment
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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.
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I'm working near Yonge and Eglinton today until 9! Also at the spa on Friday and Saturday.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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I’m available today from noon to 8, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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