I was making a joke about retirement. It did not work.
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I’m available today until 8, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.
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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
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It’s Day of the Dead! Get a respite from spooky season with me, 12 to 8 near Yonge and Eglinton.
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What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?
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I hope you all had a Happy Halloween! I’m available until 9 tonight, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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It's Devil's Night! Come be devilish with me until 9 tonight, Yonge and Eglinton area.
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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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It's my 2 year Spa-versary at Bliss! Come celebrate with me until 9 tonight.
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
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What did one Dorito farmer say to the other? “Cool Ranch!”
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I’m back from vacation! I’m working my regular schedule this week: Wednesday, Friday, Saturday.
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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
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I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.
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I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
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Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
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Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
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If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.
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What do you call someone who won't stick to a diet? A desserter.
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Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter.
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