Golden Tulip, why do I keep punishing myself?

shakenbake

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I should have known better, being disappointed by this spa in the past. My ATF was not available, Golden Tulip was very nearby, and I let the little head do the thinking.

Kiki appeared to be a nice and sexy lady. All I can say at this time is that the session ended up being a total failure. Everything was going nicely until I reached down and started smelling rancid fish. I lost my mojo immediately. She performed jackhammer maintenance, and all I got out of it was a somewhat lighter wallet, post-nut regret and a trip back home shaking my head (the one on my shoulders) all the way back home. It took a lot of soap and hot water to get rid of the fishy smell and skank odour. Thank goodness I didn’t try daty.
 
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