Why Gen Z Women Don't Interest Me

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Jul 3, 2020
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This youtube video captures why Gen Z women don't and won't interest me, even when they're older.

She checks some of the right boxes, (I was going to type 'on the plus side', but she's thin), She's got a pretty face for an older kid, her hair is only one colour, no nose ring or facial piercings, and a mind open to discovering old things which are new to her.

On the negative side, I can tell that she knows nothing of interest to me that I don't already know. I could tell that from the first minute.

I could possibly imagine a teacher/ student type arrangement, or master/ apprentice without the 'dark side of the force', but there would be little point to any conversation. She's a kid, but not my kid, and her parents are kids, too, from my perspective.

Perhaps if she attains some stature in the podcasting world, I might watch a clip of her on pornhub a few years from now, but if it was ten years into the future for both of us, and she was a MILF to guys who are in junior high right now, I think I'd still feel like a pedophile if I did her doggy style. Maybe it's just me.

For the record, she currently has 19.4K subscribers to her YouTube channel, and if any of them were born in the 20th century, they are men, and they are pervs.
 

At the beginning of this one, she thinks this is a life performance, but she's not sure. Eddie V is noticeably baked.
From the sound of it, her mom might still be hot, and she had good taste for likely a Gen X, class of say, 1972ish

One thing Eliana has going for her is an open mind. Whether or not that mind has storage capacity beyond the capacity of a floppy disk is anyone's guess. Many of her subscribers might consider her to be a music critic. This is actually the first time I see a reaction video, as I always already know the song, or I wouldn't want to. Give her props for trying.

I'll post the Led Zeppelin one after this, then bow out of this thread.