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The next time you eat a pear, don't just throw the core in the organics recycling; take the seeds out first. Next go in the garden, or a neighbour's garden if you rent, for a small amount of soil; real soil, (not just plain dirt from the vaccuum cleaner), and put it in an empty prescription pills plastic bottle. Take another empty pill bottle, and put some water in it, almost all the way to the top. Throw it all in a zip lock bag, then use a magic marker to write 'grow-a-pear' on the bag. Give it to someone you don't love, because you had to give them something.

Give the gift that get's re-gifted, over and over.
 

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The next time you eat a pear, don't just throw the core in the organics recycling; take the seeds out first. Next go in the garden, or a neighbour's garden if you rent, for a small amount of soil; real soil, (not just plain dirt from the vaccuum cleaner), and put it in an empty prescription pills plastic bottle. Take another empty pill bottle, and put some water in it, almost all the way to the top. Throw it all in a zip lock bag, then use a magic marker to write 'grow-a-pear' on the bag. Give it to someone you don't love, because you had to give them something.

Give the gift that get's re-gifted, over and over.
You are the master of these types of jokes!
 
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