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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

On the subject of dating and DATY, one of my jokes:

A man and a woman who had been platonic friends in university meet by chance years later. Both recently single, they decide to date, and romance blossoms. On the night when they're going to have sex for the first time, the guy is about to perform oral sex when he remarks "You have a beautiful pussy, it's so symmetrical.". She says "What are you, a gynecologist?", and he says "No, I'm a guy you went to college with".
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I do not get the appeal of Cunnilingus.

If you are dating a civilian, you may have to perform it in return for getting blow jobs.

But on a SP?

Apart from the risk of a STI (although the risk is lower than vaginal or anal sex), you have to do the work and I do not see how you can get pleasure from performing it?

You may get pleasure from knowing a woman is enjoying it but a SP could be faking it.

Maybe its just me.

But I know of a hack that can make it tolerable.

Miracle berries make sour or acidic food sweet.

Lemons taste like oranges and goat cheese tastes like cheese cake.

The vagina and the female ejaculate are acidic.

Chew on a few Miracle Berries before going down on her and it will taste like candy.

Sorry ladies (and gay guys) but the penis and semen are not acidic nor sour.
Never tried the miracle berry thing but the taste was never the main issue for me. I just don’t get much out of doing it unless she’s really into it. If the reaction is flat I usually skip it next time.
 
You might get a better BJ if you do the DATY first.
Reading this thread it occures to me after kissing I'm always leading into DATY unless she beats me to it. But most of the time its DATY and I would have to say its a good indication of how the next hr is going to play out. One in particular it was kind of a cool reception on her part and I was wondering if the rest of the appointment was going to be a disaster. But after getting into DATY she warmed right up to me and pulled my head in for somemore when I came up for air. Needless to say the finish was a fuckin memorable one.
 
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Reading this thread it occures to me after kissing I'm always leading into DATY unless she beats me to it. But most of the time its DATY and I would have to say its a good indication of how the next hr is going to play out. One in particular it was kind of a cool reception on her part and I was wondering if the rest of the appointment was going to be a disaster. But after getting into DATY she warmed right up to me and pulled my head in for somemore when I came up for air. Needless to say the finish was a fuckin memorable one.

From my own experience, most Escorts don't mind if the guy's lips taste a bit like THEIR OWN pussy while kissing, and they probably enjoy it.

It's probably not a good idea for any man to perform DATY on a woman who allows 'creampies ', and also doesn't bathe between partners. This would make his breath 'smell like a man'.

In French, there is a distinct difference between 'poutine ', [Poo- tin],a mixture of french fried potatoes, gravy and cheese curds, and 'putain ' [Poo-tayn], the English equivalent of which might be 'Crack ho'.
 
Its fun, its usually delicious, it gets me mentally ready for the rest, I like to please the person Im with, whether an sp or civilian, and I personally feel like it makes the whole event much better. Also, there's nothing quite like looking up from between her legs and seeing her face contorted in pleasure. Better than a good blowjob imo.
 
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Cunnilingus is a must for me whenever I see an sp. If eating pussy is not allowed its such a turn off for me and an automatic bad session in my books. Its a turn on for me to pleasure a women with my tounge in her pussy. Even if an sp is faking her reactions or not reacting at all its still a turn on because I get to indulge in something I love doing
 
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Is there anything more hot than a sexy woman lying naked with her legs spread offering up her beautiful pussy for you to devour!
 
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Do you think it’s a good idea to be vaccinated for HPV?
How does one bring this up with their family doctor without the doctor grinning 😀?
 
Do you think it’s a good idea to be vaccinated for HPV?
How does one bring this up with their family doctor without the doctor grinning 😀?
Your should absolutely get vaccinated for HPV if you have any kind of casual sex, paid or otherwise. Go to a dedicated sex health clinic like Hassle Free, Safer Six, or the regional Peel/York/Halton/etc ones. Pay out of pocket then claim it on your work benefits. It's not covered by OHIP. You might also be able to arrange this through TeleTest.
 
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Going down on a lady is great but do you ever think that you might be the 3,4,5th guy trying to make this lady cum and it’s just not going to happen or she’s going to fake it just to get you to stop!
 
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Cunnilingus is a must for me whenever I see an sp. If eating pussy is not allowed its such a turn off for me and an automatic bad session in my books. Its a turn on for me to pleasure a women with my tounge in her pussy. Even if an sp is faking her reactions or not reacting at all its still a turn on because I get to indulge in something I love doing
Question here! 😊 are there a lot of SPs that are restrictive to DATY?
 
Is OP eating out pussy with bad PH or pussy that’s just been cumed in? It tastes close to nothing, and is a great texture on the tongue. It’s also a great auditory experience.

Even if she’s lying about the orgasm. I can’t tell the difference so on my books, I made her cum. +1 for me, self high5 lol
 
Question here! 😊 are there a lot of SPs that are restrictive to DATY?
My regular is, and I agree with her. Personally, I like giving it in my civilian life as well, same with RiM.
That said, there are simply too many three-letter acronyms starting with “H” (HSV-1 and 2, HPV,) out there that can have life-changing consequences
 
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I don't know man if it doesn't already taste like candy to you maybe you shouldn't bother.

I generally only have a good time with people who find that smell intoxicating.

its not fun for us either to have someone that doesnt know what they're doing poking around down there and winging it.

I dont think men in general need magic berries to get turned on by the smell and taste of a vagina 😅 if you need the berries, maybe dont bother.

I like when people ask me to put a little stink on it 😂

It's so refreshing to meet someone who just genuinely loves everything about a pussy, instead of the people who think a pussy should smell and taste like a baked good.

I absolutely love it when a man chooses eating pussy over breathing 😋

I do not get the appeal of Cunnilingus.

If you are dating a civilian, you may have to perform it in return for getting blow jobs.

But on a SP?

Apart from the risk of a STI (although the risk is lower than vaginal or anal sex), you have to do the work and I do not see how you can get pleasure from performing it?

You may get pleasure from knowing a woman is enjoying it but a SP could be faking it.

Maybe its just me.

But I know of a hack that can make it tolerable.

Miracle berries make sour or acidic food sweet.

Lemons taste like oranges and goat cheese tastes like cheese cake.

The vagina and the female ejaculate are acidic.

Chew on a few Miracle Berries before going down on her and it will taste like candy.

Sorry ladies (and gay guys) but the penis and semen are not acidic nor sour.
 
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Question here! 😊 are there a lot of SPs that are restrictive to DATY?
I have seen more then my fair share of sp's who were restrictive with daty. Almost all of them said they offered it and when the time comes they say they dont want to because there sore or will only allow it for a couple minutes because they dont like daty or think its too "personal"