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PartyGirls

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I do not get the appeal of Cunnilingus.

If you are dating a civilian, you may have to perform it in return for getting blow jobs.

But on a SP?

Apart from the risk of a STI (although the risk is lower than vaginal or anal sex), you have to do the work and I do not see how you can get pleasure from performing it?

You may get pleasure from knowing a woman is enjoying it but a SP could be faking it.

Maybe its just me.

But I know of a hack that can make it tolerable.

Miracle berries make sour or acidic food sweet.

Lemons taste like oranges and goat cheese tastes like cheese cake.

The vagina and the female ejaculate are acidic.

Chew on a few Miracle Berries before going down on her and it will taste like candy.

Sorry ladies (and gay guys) but the penis and semen are not acidic nor sour.
 
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PartyGirls said:
I do not get the appeal of Cunnilingus.

If you are dating a civilian, you may have to perform it in return for getting blow jobs.

But on a SP?

Apart from the risk of a STI (although the risk is lower than vaginal or anal sex), you have to do the work and I do not see how you can get pleasure from performing it?

You may get pleasure from knowing a woman is enjoying it but a SP could be faking it.

Maybe its just me.

But I know of a hack that can make it tolerable.

Miracle berries make sour or acidic food sweet.

Lemons taste like oranges and goat cheese tastes like cheese cake.

The vagina and the female ejaculate are acidic.

Chew on a few Miracle Berries before going down on her and it will taste like candy.

Sorry ladies (and gay guys) but the penis and semen are not acidic nor sour.
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I like the taste as is if its clean!
 
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bb4boy

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A lot of guys still do it with an SP because the act itself turns them on. Even if the reaction might be faked, some just like the closeness, the taste when it’s clean, or the feeling of getting her off. For others it’s part of the full experience they want. Not everyone gets it though, especially if it feels like pure work with no real payoff.
 
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If she grabs her phone while you're down on her and she starts ordering pizza then the pay off just got extremely real. You as a client better do your best to not smile while down on her when that happens. Let her know you're "in" on "it". MMmm pizza....!!!

;););):geek:
 
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I like to give pleasure, it's a turn on.

When I started seeing escorts it was a learning experience in many ways, and this was an area where I decided to use the opportunity have better skills. So I tell girls to give me feedback and a decent SP will be happy to oblige. I want her to tell me to change the location, speed or rhythm and help me give her a better sensation. Who doesn't want to get the best head possible in a given situation? (On the flip side it's fine to tell a girl giving you a BJ to change an angle etc... to increase your pleasure too).

As a result my head game is massively better than it used to be, and my interaction with both pros and civilians has benefitted greatly.
 
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I prefer pussy the same way I prefer my Scotch. Neat.
 
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My doctor also prescribed me female ejaculations due to my acidity being low. I let the nurse know to proceed. I'm on auto-renewal too, so saves me a trip from making the phone calls to ask.
 
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Honestly sometimes people cum harder knowing I was able to cum with them 😊
 
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I better check my acidity levels tonight. Something feels a bit off. Maybe this auto-renew tech isn't perfect like the doctor mentioned.

His secretary for no reason got upset with me a few months ago when I called and said "I think I need more pussy juice" and she reminded me about my auto-renew and no need to call again.
 
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My biggest regret from my younger days was having the attitude the original poster had. I used to view it as necessary evil, or just something i did for her. But if I could go back to an age when i regulAr had access to girls in their late teens and early twenties, because i was around their age, I would spend as much time down town as was physically possible.
 
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Brown Nose Bear

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The first half of this post has nothing to do with the second half. No SP is making you eat their pussy, and it's still work regardless of the taste.

BTW I like lemons, goat cheese, and pussy.
 
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PartyGirls said:
I do not get the appeal of Cunnilingus.

If you are dating a civilian, you may have to perform it in return for getting blow jobs.

But on a SP?

Apart from the risk of a STI (although the risk is lower than vaginal or anal sex), you have to do the work and I do not see how you can get pleasure from performing it?

You may get pleasure from knowing a woman is enjoying it but a SP could be faking it.

Maybe its just me.

But I know of a hack that can make it tolerable.

Miracle berries make sour or acidic food sweet.

Lemons taste like oranges and goat cheese tastes like cheese cake.

The vagina and the female ejaculate are acidic.

Chew on a few Miracle Berries before going down on her and it will taste like candy.

Sorry ladies (and gay guys) but the penis and semen are not acidic nor sour.
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Civilian life, after a STI test, sure no problem, same goes for bbbj even though im not a fan and prefer cbj, along with probably 3 other guys on the planet.

but with an sp, I don’t like the risk, neither for her or myself to catch something, that might have lifelong consequences for me and her.
 
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Eating strange pussy while getting a BBBJCIM...nothing could be finer. And sometimes DATO is on the menu as well.
 
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Back in the early 80s my doctor would remind me during each visit that vitamin 69 is the reason he's over 75.

RIP doc.
 
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