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Hertzrentacar

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Guess I’m bringing some twizzlers to my next MP sesh. That’s a wild ad to choose for your first 😂
We spoke and we have a good banter so far. But I want to check in here as I am unfamiliar with the massage route. Not my 3rd rodeo by any means. But I am thinking about something more relaxed. Kind of sick of the hotel with take out bags and girls craving the sunshine going through the paces.
 
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We spoke and we have a good banter so far. But I want to check in here as I am unfamiliar with the massage route. Not my 3rd rodeo by any means. But I am thinking about something more relaxed. Kind of sick of the hotel with take out bags and girls craving the sunshine going through the paces.
I'm missing something. If it's a massage you want, why aren't you going to a massage spa? Don't want to pay the door fee? There's a few in Kitchener, Cambridge, Guelph, blah blah...hotels for massages? Huh?
 
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Hertzrentacar

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I'm missing something. If it's a massage you want, why aren't you going to a massage spa? Don't want to pay the door fee? There's a few in Kitchener, Cambridge, Guelph, blah blah...hotels for massages? Huh?
U misunderstood. I'm wanting something different from the hotel escort route. And I want a white lady. Not a surprise at the door
 

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Are you looking for full service or just a happy ending finish
 

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U misunderstood. I'm wanting something different from the hotel escort route. And I want a white lady. Not a surprise at the door
No I don't. The ad just looks like an escort offing a massage. 🤷‍♂️ I suspect it will be just SSDD for you.

A Massage Parlour is different from the hotel escort route. You stated you're unfamiliar with that route. Many have their pictures on-line.. Lots of white ladies too! :ROFLMAO: If it's the overall Massage Experience - including witty banter with the Front Desk which is de rigueur for the experience - you're looking for, you go to the Subject Matter Experts not the dilettantes.
 
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Hertzrentacar

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Are you looking for full service or just a happy ending finish
Massage and h.e. Would perfer a BJ possibly more. I enjoy vibe connection over just "service". I'm not opposed to spending appropriate funds. I gathered by what I've read here that the massage scene seems like one can gauge the donation as the time progresses. Instead of putting 300 on the table and then feeling each other out. Don't get me wrong. I obviously like sps. Just wanted to experiment with something new to me. I was drawn to Sierras ad bc it's different from the others and when I reached out she's very easy to chat with and seems to be a good person. And I like the idea of not going to a strip mall with a neon open sign at 2pm or fast walking through a hotel lobby. Taking a elevator with hockey teams.
 
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No I don't. The ad just looks like an escort offing a massage. 🤷‍♂️ I suspect it will be just SSDD for you.

A Massage Parlour is different from the hotel escort route. You stated you're unfamiliar with that route. Many have their pictures on-line.. Lots of white ladies too! :ROFLMAO: If it's the overall Massage Experience - including witty banter with the Front Desk which is de rigueur for the experience - you're looking for, you go to the Subject Matter Experts not the dilettantes.
You come across very pretintious. It's not that deep. Be well good sir. I just wanted check in here so I could get extra information. Not back handed passive aggressive judgement toward my investment capacity towards poon. ✌
 
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You come across very pretintious. It's not that deep. Be well good sir. I just wanted check in here so I could get extra information. Not back handed passive aggressive judgement toward my investment capacity towards poon. ✌
Ah, we've met before. Just so you know, it's spelled "pretentious", not "pretintious". You're welcome. It's merely part of my noblesse oblige.

Look, you're obviously a person that wants people to affirm you and feed your ego. I get it, life's tough right? However, your snowflake response indicates you have zero thought process that you may not have all the information nor, heaven forbid, you may be wrong. But hey, you do you.

As for finances, heck, you stated stated (right after my post so new information to me) you're good with $300. That a good investment capacity towards the Spa experience. Beats me why you're being so sensitive about it.

Anyway, thank GOD I didn't recommend you to anyone I see. After this little foray, I have no desire to have them put up with you and have your name associated with mine in any way.

Good luck with your search.
 

Hertzrentacar

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Ah, we've met before. Just so you know, it's spelled "pretentious", not "pretintious". You're welcome. It's merely part of my noblesse oblige.

Look, you're obviously a person that wants people to affirm you and feed your ego. I get it, life's tough right? However, your snowflake response indicates you have zero thought process that you may not have all the information nor, heaven forbid, you may be wrong. But hey, you do you.

As for finances, heck, you stated stated (right after my post so new information to me) you're good with $300. That a good investment capacity towards the Spa experience. Beats me why you're being so sensitive about it.

Anyway, thank GOD I didn't recommend you to anyone I see. After this little foray, I have no desire to have them put up with you and have your name associated with mine in any way.

Good luck with your search.
 

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Ah, we've met before. Just so you know, it's spelled "pretentious", not "pretintious". You're welcome. It's merely part of my noblesse oblige.

Look, you're obviously a person that wants people to affirm you and feed your ego. I get it, life's tough right? However, your snowflake response indicates you have zero thought process that you may not have all the information nor, heaven forbid, you may be wrong. But hey, you do you.

As for finances, heck, you stated stated (right after my post so new information to me) you're good with $300. That a good investment capacity towards the Spa experience. Beats me why you're being so sensitive about it.

Anyway, thank GOD I didn't recommend you to anyone I see. After this little foray, I have no desire to have them put up with you and have your name associated with mine in any way.

Good luck with your search.
Dude have a ton of reviews of your recommendations. what the hell
 

Hertzrentacar

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You are a ass. Gfy. I stay off of here as I am above useless banter with cucks like you. Using the phrase "You do you". Is surprisingly cheap from such a word smith as yourself. I don't need a prick like you telling me to be myself. You don't know me. And I have a great reputation with pretty much all the girls I've spent time with. I use this site for what it's intended. Not a pretty bird puff chest contest. Man alive you are insufferable. What the hell am I wrong about? How do think I'm stroking my ego by asking for information and your prickly response got the better of me?
I'm over it, rants over. Lick a pen
 

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You are a ass. Gfy. I stay off of here as I am above useless banter with cucks like you. Using the phrase "You do you". Is surprisingly cheap from such a word smith as yourself. I don't need a prick like you telling me to be myself. You don't know me. And I have a great reputation with pretty much all the girls I've spent time with. I use this site for what it's intended. Not a pretty bird puff chest contest. Man alive you are insufferable. What the hell am I wrong about? How do think I'm stroking my ego by asking for information and your prickly response got the better of me?
I'm over it, rants over. Lick a pen
waaaaahhhhahahahah. I sincerely doubt everything you just said.

Well, except for;
such a word smith as yourself
Thank-you very much! I appreciate the praise! 😊


telling me to be myself. You don't know me.
You have a good point. I was wrong, my apologies. I strongly suggest that you don't be yourself. What you got doesn't seem to be working. I hope that helped?

Beats me why you're getting all fussy over what I - some rando on TERB that's not family, not a friend, someone of no consequence to you - says to you.

Is your life so devoid of meaning that you need to invent problems to get angry about? :ROFLMAO:
 
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