Elizabeth Holmes - Theranos Documentary

WyattEarp

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Telluride Film Festival goers blindly went to see a documentary without any background.
They came out amused, shocked, horrified and speechless. Some people are saying it deserves a Best Director nod. I am really curious to see it for myself.

The trailer is really creepy if that is any indication.

 

richaceg

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She has to r3ally be a good fuck for me to put my life at risk...
I'm talking about
-tight warm pussy
-jiggly ass
-perfect tits
-bls deep throat and rims
-cimsw
 
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La la land
If I want to see a documentary about a psychopath, sociopath, narcissist, plus more, I go get a ......


Oh it's about this crazy woman

 

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She is due for release in 5 years.
 

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She really hit the wall in prison. And I thought it was club fed.
I think a lot of the Club Fed stuff was just Reader’s Digest propaganda. They love to convince corn-fed Middle America that there is a big conspiracy among the rich to take care of other rich people, even the imprisoned ones. If it were ever true, it stopped when the U.S. government started outsourcing so much of the prison functions to private companies. Once good-looking women really deteriorate in prison with high-carb meals and any beauty products costing a fortune. Hopefully, Charlie Jarvice will win her appeal, but it looks doubtful. She is scheduled for a long sentence and I don’t think her hair is well suited for prison. She defrauded JP Morgan in a high-profile case. I always thought she was way hotter than Elizabeth, who really never did anything for me.

 

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Once good-looking women really deteriorate in prison with high-carb meals and any beauty products costing a fortune. Hopefully, Charlie Jarvice will win her appeal, but it looks doubtful.
By club fed, I meant minimum security. No fences, dorm-style living. Nobody tries to escape, because then they'll be moved to higher security.

But your point about nutrition and beauty products is interesting. I hadn't considered that. I didn't say Elizabeth was DDG. But she was GND before going in. Not so much now.
 

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I think a lot of the Club Fed stuff was just Reader’s Digest propaganda. They love to convince corn-fed Middle America that there is a big conspiracy among the rich to take care of other rich people, even the imprisoned ones. If it were ever true, it stopped when the U.S. government started outsourcing so much of the prison functions to private companies. Once good-looking women really deteriorate in prison with high-carb meals and any beauty products costing a fortune. Hopefully, Charlie Jarvice will win her appeal, but it looks doubtful. She is scheduled for a long sentence and I don’t think her hair is well suited for prison. She defrauded JP Morgan in a high-profile case. I always thought she was way hotter than Elizabeth, who really never did anything for me.
I have very limited sympathy for supposedly sophisticated investors.
There's stupid, silly money chasing stories.
They don't do their due diligence. They want to believe the hype.
 

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I have very limited sympathy for supposedly sophisticated investors.
There's stupid, silly money chasing stories.
They don't do their due diligence. They want to believe the hype.
Yes, Chase is the largest bank in the U.S.

And a large percentage of U.S. high school kids have checking accounts and parental credit cards due to having part-time jobs.

Chase should have compared Jarvice’s customer list to its account holder names to see if a huge mismatch occurred. I can’t see imprisoning a pretty girl in childbearing age for fooling JP Morgan Chase.
 

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Yes, Chase is the largest bank in the U.S.

And a large percentage of U.S. high school kids have checking accounts and parental credit cards due to having part-time jobs.

Chase should have compared Jarvice’s customer list to its account holder names to see if a huge mismatch occurred. I can’t see imprisoning a pretty girl in childbearing age for fooling JP Morgan Chase.
I agree.

I got this second-hand from your article. Charlie Javice claimed she would have ten million clients in a short time. I did a quick check. All the undergrads and grads in the U.S. right now amount to just shy of twenty million students. That seems ridiculous to expect that kind of market penetration.

I don't know the product, but I can see where JP Morgan Chase would have been very excited to tap into that market. Banks are always trying to sign-up college students in hopes of gaining long-term bank customers.

Charlie should have been hit with a light sentence and certainly a financial clawback. There's a biased and opinionated attorney out here that should see this. The American system of justice is not always blind. Punishments aren't always handed down equitably. (This harks back to convicted Governor Blagojevich so people please don't go all TDS on me.)😉

PS- How many shitty mortgages did Chase process in the 2000s and sell to other investors?
 
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I agree.

I got this second-hand from your article. Charlie Javice claimed she would have ten million clients in a short time. I did a quick check. All the undergrads and grads in the U.S. right now amount to just shy of twenty million students. That seems ridiculous to expect that kind of market penetration.

I don't know the product, but I can see where JP Morgan Chase would have been very excited to tap into that market. Banks are always trying to sign-up college students in hopes of gaining long-term bank customers.

Charlie should have been hit with a light sentence and certainly a financial clawback. There's a biased and opinionated attorney out here that should see this. The American system of justice is not always blind. Punishments aren't always handed down equitably. (This harks back to convicted Governor Blagojevich so people please don't go all TDS on me.)😉

PS- How many shitty mortgages did Chase process in the 2000s and sell to other investors?
Good points. The due diligence on liar loans was simple and nonexistent. There were few, if any, criminal charges.

The due diligence on fake names is simple and apparently was not done.

You get them to agree to giving you say 7 percent of actual and prospective names of your choosing. You then pick a letter where about 7 percent of last names end with that letter.

Let’s say it is N. If they can’t give it to you right away, that is a red flag. Just alphabetize the list and print the N’s.

If they produce it, and it is 2 percent of the total, instead of around 7 percent, that is a red flag.

If it is close to 7 percent of the total, and 20 percent of high school kids have an account with Chase, you expect to find 20 percent of those kids with a last name beginning with an N to be on the Chase customer list. If it isn’t close to that, you give the list to your youngest people in your due diligence group and tell them to find as many of them as possible on social media with strict orders not to contact them. If your due diligence kids report back that most of these people are nowhere to be found, you definitely walk away from the potential deal because you are being duped.

But they didn’t do that, and after they found out they bought mostly a list of fake names, they said Help, Police, Police.
 
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Chase Manhattan believed in Donald Trump, then they got swallowed up by JP Morgan. Soon Gizzlaine Maxwell will be pardoned.

 

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Finding out about some of the people involved being asked how she got away with a bunch of stuff and have them reply that "she has a really nice butthole" followed by the movie being rated R for graphic nudity has me thinking she's gonna show off this supposed butthole that built her wealth
 

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Finding out about some of the people involved being asked how she got away with a bunch of stuff and have them reply that "she has a really nice butthole" followed by the movie being rated R for graphic nudity has me thinking she's gonna show off this supposed butthole that built her wealth
I've never heard this butthole thing, but then I stopped paying attention to Holmes a while ago.
Do you have any links or sources for that? (Even if just second-hand rumouring.)

Given the whole sex cult aspect of Silicon Valley and the AI/EA/rationalist crowd, this wouldn't shock me, but I thought her angle was more old-school political names and the like to lend credibility.
 

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I've never heard this butthole thing, but then I stopped paying attention to Holmes a while ago.
Do you have any links or sources for that? (Even if just second-hand rumouring.)

Given the whole sex cult aspect of Silicon Valley and the AI/EA/rationalist crowd, this wouldn't shock me, but I thought her angle was more old-school political names and the like to lend credibility.
I think he fell for an old X meme that has been circulated for a few years now claiming that's why wealthy investors kept giving her money
 
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I've heard people say that she was unfairly punished, that she wasn't the first silicon valley person to promote the hell out of a product that wasn't quite working yet. Like, Steve Jobs famously used a heavily rigged iPhone when he first demonstrated it because they still hadn't worked out all the bugs yet. Now, they did get it working when it went on sale, but its one of those "fake it till you make it," things.

As @WyattEarp rightfully pointed out, I also don't feel too bad for the so-called sophisticated investors who got fleeced. They knew the risks, and they didn't do their due diligence.
 
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