… and been completely horrified? I’m mean, I spend a lot of time stomping around the house with an unrequited boner, but I’d need to be paid $1k, and need a Viagra to boink some of these creatures.
Have you ever looked at the photos in a Locanto ad and…
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I'm not everyone's type, but I think it's really funny that some of them that are pushing probably seventy are trying to pass for 35-40. They really make aging seem like a terrible experience 
I feel like women do this terrible thing where they lie about their age and they make themselves look like shit.
If a woman says her true age... people tend to go "Wow, you look great!"
When someone tries to pass for forty and they're seventy... people think in the back of their mind " wow you look like shit" or " you look rode hard and put away wet"
It's really crappy because they look great for their age. We have an aging population. They could look fantastic for their age. I watched a documentary about a brothel and their highest earning person was like 60 or 70.
A lot of older men want someone their own age.
That being said there's someone for everyone and it is a free website.
I also think it's really funny when they use filters. Their images are heavily filtered, and they're still not very attractive
There's a woman where I live, bless her heart... her pictures are so heavily filtered that she looks nothing like herself in person.
she looks sick and she has grey dirty teeth.
Filters show her having perfect white veneers... and in person its grey... fuzzy meth teeth. Her teeth look hairy... i don't even know how that's a thing. I don't think i've ever seen hairy teeth before.
I kind of just wanna book an appointment with her and watch her brush her teeth and show her how to floss.
I feel like women do this terrible thing where they lie about their age and they make themselves look like shit.
If a woman says her true age... people tend to go "Wow, you look great!"
When someone tries to pass for forty and they're seventy... people think in the back of their mind " wow you look like shit" or " you look rode hard and put away wet"
It's really crappy because they look great for their age. We have an aging population. They could look fantastic for their age. I watched a documentary about a brothel and their highest earning person was like 60 or 70.
A lot of older men want someone their own age.
That being said there's someone for everyone and it is a free website.
I also think it's really funny when they use filters. Their images are heavily filtered, and they're still not very attractive
There's a woman where I live, bless her heart... her pictures are so heavily filtered that she looks nothing like herself in person.
she looks sick and she has grey dirty teeth.
Filters show her having perfect white veneers... and in person its grey... fuzzy meth teeth. Her teeth look hairy... i don't even know how that's a thing. I don't think i've ever seen hairy teeth before.
I kind of just wanna book an appointment with her and watch her brush her teeth and show her how to floss.
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For Locanto I focus less on the escort and more on what else is going on in the pictures. "Is this house a contender for crack house of the year?" I wish I had saved the picture but I came across one house that actually had a hole in the roof.
I like the pics with ladies who have the confidence to post a face pic with a cold sore on their lips. 
Found it
I liked it because it drew attention to the fact that the youngest and prettiest worker isn't necessarily the highest earning.
It drew attention to the whole fake "happy hooker" thing being a facade even in the best environment.
It debunked a lot of things.
I liked it because it drew attention to the fact that the youngest and prettiest worker isn't necessarily the highest earning.
It drew attention to the whole fake "happy hooker" thing being a facade even in the best environment.
It debunked a lot of things.
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Jesus, why did I click on that site?
there is a lady advertising there who claims she caters to the elites
one of her selfies has her kitchen sink full of dirty dishes behind her
she offers 15 minutes for $40.00
I thought I will give her a call
she is not a looker but 40 bucks is 40 bucks
do you think she pays in cash?
there is a lady advertising there who claims she caters to the elites
one of her selfies has her kitchen sink full of dirty dishes behind her
she offers 15 minutes for $40.00
I thought I will give her a call
she is not a looker but 40 bucks is 40 bucks
do you think she pays in cash?
Locanto is a last resort type of site when your just absolutely desperate for a bj and some 
and no other escort is responding
and no other escort is responding