Against better judgment it was late, very late, so late that it was actually 5 am. Against better judgment I book with hurricane khloe, I get there around 5 and she's ghosting. Oh well, I text Brooklyn on the mountain just to see if she's up. Lo and behold she is but needs an hour to get ready so whatever I agree, confirm it will be 150 for the hh and all I requested was the bbbjcim, I confirm it multiple times. I say fuck it whatever and wait the hour, driving over and picking her up coffee and donuts at her request along the way.
So the time comes and I actually bring 200 with me thinking I'll tip an extra 20 or whatever. We say hello get inside and then she's asking me if I got her restrictions and everything and in my head I'm thinking you should know, you were texting me. So I'm reaching for the cash and she says oh in case you didnt know its gonna be actually 200 for the half hour explaining its because I'm a big guy. I get it, I'm fat, I've started working on it the past few months after way too many years being big so I'm no stranger to the fat tax. The problem is that nowhere was this ever discussed or posted.
I'm sure she's awesome and does good work but sheesh kinda sucks to spring that last second on a guy. So just a warning if you're a fat guy, with Brooklyn expect a tax. It was actully kinda funny because once I started my skeptical looks, hand half in pocket she starts making a car wash comparison, saying you know if i gotta wash a bigger car then I'll have to charge more. That was actually really comical to me cause damn I would be pissed off if I paid for a car wash and only got the dipstick cleaned.
All in all took my money out the door and said have a good morning, ah well, she seemed nice at least.
So the time comes and I actually bring 200 with me thinking I'll tip an extra 20 or whatever. We say hello get inside and then she's asking me if I got her restrictions and everything and in my head I'm thinking you should know, you were texting me. So I'm reaching for the cash and she says oh in case you didnt know its gonna be actually 200 for the half hour explaining its because I'm a big guy. I get it, I'm fat, I've started working on it the past few months after way too many years being big so I'm no stranger to the fat tax. The problem is that nowhere was this ever discussed or posted.
I'm sure she's awesome and does good work but sheesh kinda sucks to spring that last second on a guy. So just a warning if you're a fat guy, with Brooklyn expect a tax. It was actully kinda funny because once I started my skeptical looks, hand half in pocket she starts making a car wash comparison, saying you know if i gotta wash a bigger car then I'll have to charge more. That was actually really comical to me cause damn I would be pissed off if I paid for a car wash and only got the dipstick cleaned.
All in all took my money out the door and said have a good morning, ah well, she seemed nice at least.
. I’m into everything from a hole-in-the-wall greasy spoon to Michelin-star-level dining. Unfortunately, that love of food has definitely contributed to the dad bod lol.
