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A Newfie suspects that his wife is cheating on him, so he hires a private investigator to monitor her comings and goings.
One afternoon the Newfie receives a telephone call from the P I at his favorite tavern, and is informed that the Newfie's wife and an unknown man are currently in the bedroom at the Newfie's home.
After finishing his beer, the Newfie meets up with the P I at home, and they brew a pot of tea in the kitchen, while planning strategy.
The P I says "OK, what about that guy upstairs?".
The Newfie says "To hell with him. He can make his own fucking tea!".
One afternoon the Newfie receives a telephone call from the P I at his favorite tavern, and is informed that the Newfie's wife and an unknown man are currently in the bedroom at the Newfie's home.
After finishing his beer, the Newfie meets up with the P I at home, and they brew a pot of tea in the kitchen, while planning strategy.
The P I says "OK, what about that guy upstairs?".
The Newfie says "To hell with him. He can make his own fucking tea!".
A guy goes into a hardware store in Nova Scotia, and sees a display offering light bulbs for 12 cents each. The guy asks the store clerk why the bulbs are so inexpensive, and the clerk says "They were made in Newfoundland, and they aren't very bright.".
Optical illusions are one of the coolest things when it comes to art you can walk on
Q. What is the definition of indefinitely?
A. When you're balls start banging against her ass you're indefinitely
A. When you're balls start banging against her ass you're indefinitely
