I go see a lady, I have seen her before but it had been a while and instead of a "how are you, haven't seen you in so long, how have you been", when I walk in, it's "oh my god you should have seen this guy I saw earlier, he had a pierced dick and when he busted it came out the sides not the hole in the tip". I'm like "well, nice to see you too, still normal dick here, hopefully it doesn't bore you" lol. We had always been pretty chill with each other so this didn't bother me, she said she couldn't wait to tell me about it because she knew I was the guy she could say it to.






