Has anyone here been caught by the Wife?

Ryan_Coke

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Almost, in my early days. I didn't realize my texts through the day flashed on my ipad lock screen as well. Made plans during the day to see someone that night and she replies "See you at 8". So I'm at home, I have dinner, and I tell my wife I'm going to go out and watch the baseball all star game. She says "With Kelly?" lol. "What do you mean?" She says "I was making the bed and I picked your ipad up and saw the message on the screen from Kelly that said see you at 8". I "came clean" and told her it was a stripper I was going to see before I watched the ball game. She questioned that I was making a reservation with a stripper. I said "I know it sounds weird but I've gone to the strip club a few times with Ken and Dave and I met this girl, she's really hot, and she gave me number and said if I was ever coming in, to shoot her a text and she would wait for me rather than go with someone else right then. So I want to watch the game without wasting all night waiting for her to get some free time, so I set up a time with her". Obviously she still wasn't happy I was going to see a stripper but it sure as hell was better than the actual truth lol.
 

OntGuy2010

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Almost, in my early days. I didn't realize my texts through the day flashed on my ipad lock screen as well. Made plans during the day to see someone that night and she replies "See you at 8". So I'm at home, I have dinner, and I tell my wife I'm going to go out and watch the baseball all star game. She says "With Kelly?" lol. "What do you mean?" She says "I was making the bed and I picked your ipad up and saw the message on the screen from Kelly that said see you at 8". I "came clean" and told her it was a stripper I was going to see before I watched the ball game. She questioned that I was making a reservation with a stripper. I said "I know it sounds weird but I've gone to the strip club a few times with Ken and Dave and I met this girl, she's really hot, and she gave me number and said if I was ever coming in, to shoot her a text and she would wait for me rather than go with someone else right then. So I want to watch the game without wasting all night waiting for her to get some free time, so I set up a time with her". Obviously she still wasn't happy I was going to see a stripper but it sure as hell was better than the actual truth lol.
And this you came up with on the fly ! Amazing 👏
 

xix

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Kelly is also a man's name in Ireland.
 
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xix

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May I suggest to people to buy a Motorola - Moto cell for 300 unlocked out right I think at Freedom which I saw and buy their yearly plan for $100 - 150 .
Then create a separate email address and NEVER EVER link this cell to any device.
Be James Bond or John Wick.

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Ryan_Coke

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Mai I suggest to people to buy a Motorola - Moto cell for 300 unlocked out right I think at Freedom which I saw and buy their yearly plan for $100 - 150 .
Then create a separate email address and NEVER EVER link this cell to any device.
Be James Bond or John Wick.
Easier time saying I went to see a stripper than it is to explain the cell phone that I was obviously trying to hide.
 
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ImranK

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Don't be James Bond though, he always ends up getting caught in every single film 😂
 
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john_smith423

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Easier time saying I went to see a stripper than it is to explain the cell phone that I was obviously trying to hide.
Was thinking the same. I think there is an old joke that I have forgotten but the punchline is the guy tells his wife he's having an affair instead of admitting he was Golfing/Fishing (insert male hobby here) again.

I collect and play guitar. My biggest fear is that when I die they'll sell my gear based on what I told them I paid for it!
 
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SlitherBeth

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Don't be James Bond though, he always ends up getting caught in every single film 😂
And tortured, if memory serves! 😬

I've had this recurring fantasy of getting caught with a client, and just inviting the wife into bed with us.
 

Ahri

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From my experience I had two clients got caught by their significant other both times the SO had their locations lol
 

777888999

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May I suggest to people to buy a Motorola - Moto cell for 300 unlocked out right I think at Freedom which I saw and buy their yearly plan for $100 - 150 .
Then create a separate email address and NEVER EVER link this cell to any device.
Be James Bond or John Wick.

Incognito Mode

Delete your texts

There is no need for a burner
 

pqsquared

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From my experience I had two clients got caught by their significant other both times the SO had their locations lol
caught because of frequent visits to your incall or questioned why they were at this random address/hotel?
 

Fighting_Amish

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Almost, in my early days. I didn't realize my texts through the day flashed on my ipad lock screen as well. Made plans during the day to see someone that night and she replies "See you at 8". So I'm at home, I have dinner, and I tell my wife I'm going to go out and watch the baseball all star game. She says "With Kelly?" lol. "What do you mean?" She says "I was making the bed and I picked your ipad up and saw the message on the screen from Kelly that said see you at 8". I "came clean" and told her it was a stripper I was going to see before I watched the ball game. She questioned that I was making a reservation with a stripper. I said "I know it sounds weird but I've gone to the strip club a few times with Ken and Dave and I met this girl, she's really hot, and she gave me number and said if I was ever coming in, to shoot her a text and she would wait for me rather than go with someone else right then. So I want to watch the game without wasting all night waiting for her to get some free time, so I set up a time with her". Obviously she still wasn't happy I was going to see a stripper but it sure as hell was better than the actual truth lol.
I would have said I won a contest to watch the game with Kelly Gruber.
 
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sosinful88

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Almost got caught. I found this SP on one of the sugar baby websites and been contacting her on snapchat . My wife was trying to send herself some pics from my phone and found the SP's name suggested contact to share pics with :D I immediately deleted snap chat and told her that was someone I liked her pics on IG LOL OMG
 
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