Just wondering if anyone here has been caught by the Wife and how did it happen?
too trueNeed a wife to get caught.![]()
And this you came up with on the fly ! AmazingAlmost, in my early days. I didn't realize my texts through the day flashed on my ipad lock screen as well. Made plans during the day to see someone that night and she replies "See you at 8". So I'm at home, I have dinner, and I tell my wife I'm going to go out and watch the baseball all star game. She says "With Kelly?" lol. "What do you mean?" She says "I was making the bed and I picked your ipad up and saw the message on the screen from Kelly that said see you at 8". I "came clean" and told her it was a stripper I was going to see before I watched the ball game. She questioned that I was making a reservation with a stripper. I said "I know it sounds weird but I've gone to the strip club a few times with Ken and Dave and I met this girl, she's really hot, and she gave me number and said if I was ever coming in, to shoot her a text and she would wait for me rather than go with someone else right then. So I want to watch the game without wasting all night waiting for her to get some free time, so I set up a time with her". Obviously she still wasn't happy I was going to see a stripper but it sure as hell was better than the actual truth lol.
Easier time saying I went to see a stripper than it is to explain the cell phone that I was obviously trying to hide.Mai I suggest to people to buy a Motorola - Moto cell for 300 unlocked out right I think at Freedom which I saw and buy their yearly plan for $100 - 150 .
Then create a separate email address and NEVER EVER link this cell to any device.
Be James Bond or John Wick.
Was thinking the same. I think there is an old joke that I have forgotten but the punchline is the guy tells his wife he's having an affair instead of admitting he was Golfing/Fishing (insert male hobby here) again.Easier time saying I went to see a stripper than it is to explain the cell phone that I was obviously trying to hide.
And tortured, if memory serves!Don't be James Bond though, he always ends up getting caught in every single film![]()
So was the date cancelled were you still able to go out that day lol.Obviously she still wasn't happy I was going to see a stripper but it sure as hell was better than the actual truth lol.
May I suggest to people to buy a Motorola - Moto cell for 300 unlocked out right I think at Freedom which I saw and buy their yearly plan for $100 - 150 .
Then create a separate email address and NEVER EVER link this cell to any device.
Be James Bond or John Wick.
caught because of frequent visits to your incall or questioned why they were at this random address/hotel?From my experience I had two clients got caught by their significant other both times the SO had their locations lol
I would have said I won a contest to watch the game with Kelly Gruber.Almost, in my early days. I didn't realize my texts through the day flashed on my ipad lock screen as well. Made plans during the day to see someone that night and she replies "See you at 8". So I'm at home, I have dinner, and I tell my wife I'm going to go out and watch the baseball all star game. She says "With Kelly?" lol. "What do you mean?" She says "I was making the bed and I picked your ipad up and saw the message on the screen from Kelly that said see you at 8". I "came clean" and told her it was a stripper I was going to see before I watched the ball game. She questioned that I was making a reservation with a stripper. I said "I know it sounds weird but I've gone to the strip club a few times with Ken and Dave and I met this girl, she's really hot, and she gave me number and said if I was ever coming in, to shoot her a text and she would wait for me rather than go with someone else right then. So I want to watch the game without wasting all night waiting for her to get some free time, so I set up a time with her". Obviously she still wasn't happy I was going to see a stripper but it sure as hell was better than the actual truth lol.






