I'll start: I have a bizarre phobia of jewellery so I will always request they remove any jewellery for the session, no matter what material it is made of. I also really dislike hearing foreign accents (and by extension any language barrier), so AMPs are a no-go.
Can you share some of your peculiar dealbreakers when looking for a provider
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My deal breakers are usually in ads.
Any mention of "Party Girl" or "likes to party" is a massive red flag and a hard pass.
Any suggestion that BBFS might be available, hard pass.
Physically, I obviously have a body type that I like so anything too far away from my likes won’t get too much of a look, also excessive piercings like the huge ear hole things and lip studs are dealbreakers. As are big ridiculous looking lip fillers and implants.
Any mention of "Party Girl" or "likes to party" is a massive red flag and a hard pass.
Any suggestion that BBFS might be available, hard pass.
Physically, I obviously have a body type that I like so anything too far away from my likes won’t get too much of a look, also excessive piercings like the huge ear hole things and lip studs are dealbreakers. As are big ridiculous looking lip fillers and implants.
Interesting question. For me it's short hair. I know it's irrational but it is what it is.
On the flip side, long hair (at least mid-back) is an automatic +1 on my ratings scale. My fetish trifecta would be:
- BIG tits (shocker I know)
- Really long hair (blonde, brunette, redhead doesn't matter)
- Named Arabella, Vivianne or Sandra
On the flip side, long hair (at least mid-back) is an automatic +1 on my ratings scale. My fetish trifecta would be:
- BIG tits (shocker I know)
- Really long hair (blonde, brunette, redhead doesn't matter)
- Named Arabella, Vivianne or Sandra
I don't like BBL's, bolt-ons, lip fillers, and BBW's in general...
Not crazy about lip and clit piercings, but will repeat if "the juice is worth the squeeze".
Bad hygiene and attitude are high on my "never repeat" list.
For whatever reason, I do like tattoos, especially large intricate artistic ones...
I don't mind accents, but they have to be able to converse in English, as fun conversation is also important to me..
Not crazy about lip and clit piercings, but will repeat if "the juice is worth the squeeze".
Bad hygiene and attitude are high on my "never repeat" list.
For whatever reason, I do like tattoos, especially large intricate artistic ones...
I don't mind accents, but they have to be able to converse in English, as fun conversation is also important to me..
An email address that is a male name - happens more than you think, just bizarre.
An ad that says MMF is available, and there he is in one of the pics!
OK, maybe this is just me, but I hate squirting, so is she says she is a squirter, I'll pass.
"Hurry, limited spaces available " =====>>>>>> " Hi volume girl"
Ads where she already sounds angry and she hasn't even met me.
Super raunchy, crude pics.
An ad that says MMF is available, and there he is in one of the pics!
OK, maybe this is just me, but I hate squirting, so is she says she is a squirter, I'll pass.
"Hurry, limited spaces available " =====>>>>>> " Hi volume girl"
Ads where she already sounds angry and she hasn't even met me.
Super raunchy, crude pics.
"No haggling", which is perfectly reasonable, but combined with a lack of clear pricing.
I have read stories of their bfs being in the bathroom or closet which is now making me freaked out lol
Just saying this word reminds me of a comedy skit and the breath is like killing the person
I reckon separating the deal breakers in ads VS in the room.
In ads:
Party girl, 24/7 availability, anything that hints at bbfs (eg "special service") or drugs or similar things, or her ads come across as bitchy or queen bee type or just wanton sex (like her personality or dignity doesn't matter) and not a fan of the artificial (boobs, bums, lips, etc).
In the room:
Not clean. (Bad breath, stale smell, bo, any bad kitty or bum smells).
If she is clean, I like smooching, daty, dato. Missing any of those 3 means no second date. I don't mind cbjs either. Of course cfs mandatory.
I've been fortunate in that I've rarely had a bad punt. I thank terb and it's ilk over the years for helping me. This is why I do reviews - to give back what I gained.
And lads, I've recommended many ladies (mainly ebony ladies) and many of you have appreciated and confirmed my recommendations as to the excellence of said ladies. Any lady I recommend will be smart, down to earth, easy to be with, enjoys physical contact, enjoys the 3 things I've mentioned, and are impeccably clean. I love the fact that some of these ladies I've seen for over 10 years and never once in any lady I've recommended have any of them had an "off" smell anywhere.
In ads:
Party girl, 24/7 availability, anything that hints at bbfs (eg "special service") or drugs or similar things, or her ads come across as bitchy or queen bee type or just wanton sex (like her personality or dignity doesn't matter) and not a fan of the artificial (boobs, bums, lips, etc).
In the room:
Not clean. (Bad breath, stale smell, bo, any bad kitty or bum smells).
If she is clean, I like smooching, daty, dato. Missing any of those 3 means no second date. I don't mind cbjs either. Of course cfs mandatory.
I've been fortunate in that I've rarely had a bad punt. I thank terb and it's ilk over the years for helping me. This is why I do reviews - to give back what I gained.
And lads, I've recommended many ladies (mainly ebony ladies) and many of you have appreciated and confirmed my recommendations as to the excellence of said ladies. Any lady I recommend will be smart, down to earth, easy to be with, enjoys physical contact, enjoys the 3 things I've mentioned, and are impeccably clean. I love the fact that some of these ladies I've seen for over 10 years and never once in any lady I've recommended have any of them had an "off" smell anywhere.
Any email for deposits that start with: meet, date, book, or anything close to sex work. I work in banking and believe me, that's an easy way to get demarket especially when banks do the annual AML review.
In addition to things already mentioned, stuffed animals in the background in photos, poor spelling/ grammar in ad text, 'meth teeth'.
Outside influences not her but....
If there is a big sporting event on TV - for example semi finals hockey / basketball / baseball / football - even U.S - I will not see her. Her focus in on the sport I noticed several times. If I have it booked and then realize there is a sport I cancel right away, I am not sports fan.
I learned to use Google Street view maps to see where I can park. One time I paid Two hours parking in downtown TO. I will do 45mins in rare parking area spots.
Her...
If pics are more about her rear or ass, I avoid. I can understand 50% of pics her ass but more than that I know the pic has been really altered.
If there is a big sporting event on TV - for example semi finals hockey / basketball / baseball / football - even U.S - I will not see her. Her focus in on the sport I noticed several times. If I have it booked and then realize there is a sport I cancel right away, I am not sports fan.
I learned to use Google Street view maps to see where I can park. One time I paid Two hours parking in downtown TO. I will do 45mins in rare parking area spots.
Her...
If pics are more about her rear or ass, I avoid. I can understand 50% of pics her ass but more than that I know the pic has been really altered.
