Xi Jingping treats Trump like low level government flunky. No official welcome to China

Ceiling Cat said:

No one has challenged my stock picks............................until a simpleton came along.

You show us how it is done, then.............Will we hear.............................

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I showed you how its done in post #77. I took SMCI weeklies today. Decent gain. 186%. I bought it at its lowest spot price and rode it to the highs today.



Maybe your lady friends will want to take me out to mandarin sometime and buy me some sherry. Anyways, you arent fooling anyone here by pretending you are a stock picking wizard.

Ceiling Cat said:

That is how a bull shitter, bull shits. You picked a stock after it went up. Pick a stock now, pick a few. As many as you like.

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Lol i exposed your little scam stock picks via your own posts that you timestamped as your entries and overlayed onto charts of your "picks" and then the follow up posts where the spot price is sbout 8% lower than your initial entry but then u said you made money by buying the dip and selling the high conveniently after the fact.

The screenshot i posted is of my gains today on SMCI, so yes my options did increase 186% today.

Ceiling Cat said:

Now I know who you are. They call you the Oracle of Oshawa, your real name is Mr. Mandarin Buffet. You are famous for picking stocks that go up in value. the trick is to pick them before they go up. Not after they go up in price. Care to show us how it is done Mr. Buffet?

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Isn't that oracle more likely in Welland or Niagara Falls?
Both good places for someone with a crystal ball to set up shop.

Ceiling Cat said:

Now I know who you are. They call you the Oracle of Oshawa, your real name is Mr. Mandarin Buffet. You are famous for picking stocks that go up in value. the trick is to pick them before they go up. Not after they go up in price. Care to show us how it is done Mr. Buffet?

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So the screenshots of gains is the actual proof (not just some typed message claiming to have made x percentage like some communist cats here.) Here they are again for your reference.



I never claimed to be some "stock picking magic man." I said I had a decent day. I leave self proclamations of being a "magic man" to you. Anyways, it actually turns out that I had a decent week with a few different option plays. Here those are for your reference again.





The 305% on MSFT was a nice trade.

And again, I'll put the TLRY chart up overlayed with the entry you claimed to have made as well as the percentage gains. You entered TLRY on Dec 24 at spot price $13.78 (post #12). People asked you for updates (Post #13 - 20) and you were non responsive until Jan 7, and you claimed you made +8.51% because you "bought on the dips and sell on the highs." The spot price at the end of Jan 7 trading day was $12.44. A lot lower than the $13.78 (10.78% lower to be exact) you entered in at on Dec. 24. One thing I've learned is that those who boast without posting confirms of buys and sells or screenshots of their gains are usually the bullshitters.



I'm not sure why communists try to lie so much when they can so easily be fact checked. Happens all the time. And when they get called out they resort to nonsensical insults to try to deflect. Very pathetic.

Well it was certainly fun yet again exposing you as the paper trading fraud that you are.

I haven't been to the mandarin in a long, long time but try the general tao chicken next time you are there. The 外国人 really love it.

Ceiling Cat said:

Mr. Mandarin Buffet claims to have made 186% in his last trade. I think he is outside of earths orbit and is not in range of my messages. His frequency is transmitting a test pattern.
When he gets back into earths orbit, I will ask him to demonstrate how he makes such huge profits.

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The screenshot is there.

I didn't' just write TLRY +400% into an escort message board. Real believable.

of course China's regime gave Trump and his entourage a big ceremony when they landed.

It was reported an extra welcoming and very special American dinner was prepared by Xi's master chefs for Donold and his faithful gang.

Yummy!

Ceiling Cat said:

40micmic ( Mr. Mandarin Buffet, no relation to Warren Buffett ) Show us again how it is done, but this time pick the stock before it goes up. I made $12028. in two trading sessions early this week, Surely you can do better than that if you are trading options. BTW- The only way my ladies would have anything to do with you is if you waited at our table.

Ode to Mr. Mandarin Buffet ( AKA 40micmic )


Ground Control to Mandarin Buffet
Ground Control to Mandarin Buffet
Take the orders from table eight
And put your stock picks on the plate

Ground Control to Mandarin Buffet
Your RSI’s gone above the range
VIDYA’s weak and T3’s late
Do you really think this stock will break?

This is Mandarin Buffet to Ground Control
I’m the sharpest trader that you’ll ever know
Though my portfolio’s red and cold
I still tell the customers “Buy and hold”

And for all the rumors floating free
There’s one thing stated formally:
I am no relation to
Warren Buffett of Omaha

And I’m floating near the soup tureen
Far above the lunch cuisine
My account looks very strange today

For here
Am I sitting in the orbit of Earth
Ground Control cannot confirm my worth
Though the signal’s coming through just fine
They still won’t buy my market lines

Instrumental

Ground Control to Mandarin Buffet
The hostess says your shift is late
You keep talking MACD and trends
But your profits never seem to end… well, begin

“Can you prove your special trading skill?”
But Mandarin Buffet sits perfectly still
Then he whispers through the static haze
“Just average down another day...”

Now the dim sum trays drift silently
Past the booths and family seats
And the neon dragon glows below

This is Ground Control to Mandarin Buffet
We can hear you, but you’ve drifted away
Are you still inside the Earth’s embrace?
Or lost somewhere in trading space?

And the online charts look very different today

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Lol it seems like a communist is a bit obsessed with me since i exposed him as a paper trading frauds. Surely you can just post a screenshot of your gains from your broker like i did vs just claiming to buy and then subsequently sell the highs.

Ceiling Cat said:

40micmic ( Mr. Mandarin Buffet, no relation to Warren Buffett )

Go ahead, make my day. Go to the Business, Finance and Investing thread and beat my numbers on two trading sessions.($12028. or 12.028%) The proof is on the thread, I have also proven myself time and time again. So just show us the one time.

https://terb.cc/xenforo/threads/the-beat-mr-buffet-at-stock-picking-thread-not-warren-buffett-mr-mandarin-buffet-he-claims-to-make-186-to-305-on-each-stock.929853/

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Yawn...Like I said I don't have really any interest in proving my gains vs a paper trader. I treat my options account as a hobby. When I have some spare time during trading hours and if i'm able to see a trend or employ a strat, I may jump in or I may not. I find it funny that a full time paper trader keeps challenging me and I showed the gains yet when I ask you to take a simple screenshot of your gains, you can't do it. Just pick one of your 15 trades you made that made a fraction of the "$12028" will suffice.

Anyways, I had some free time on wednesday and bought some weeklies. Unfortunately, i just day traded these options and didn't hold until today but not everyone can nail tops like you. Enjoy