What would you do with $80 million (highest possible lotto max jackpot)?

ke142

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Casually bought a lotto max ticket which I haven't done in a few years. I did some digging and it looks like they recently increased the maximum possible jackpot from $70M to $80M. Pretty mind blowing amount of money.

Kinda curious to see what you guys would do in terms of escorts if you won $80 million. Even for the most financially illiterate people if they put that in a 2% HISA that's still $1.6 million a year. With this amount of money, would you be hiring an escort every day, or even multiple times a day? Maybe hire 10 escorts at a time?
 

angrymime666

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I would buy citizenship in several countries, with property. Float from country to country depending on weather and geopolitical issues. Invest, having multiple accounts and currencies. I don't need extravagant, just stability and somewhere safe.
 

Ryan_Coke

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I would probably end up divorced, and heck, I would be able to afford it at that prize amount lol

I have one fave lady in London that I told a couple weeks ago I would buy her a house if I won the big one. Which if I wasn't divorced by then, I probably would be after lol.

I'd definitely be going through all the FMTY ads lol.
 
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LTO_3

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I'd do two things with that amount of money. First I'd set up immediate family members with enough money to meet all their needs so they wouldn't have to worry about money for the rest of their lives. Second, I'd have a small private party with friends and book an agency to attend with some of their ladies for the whole night and pay for all sessions for my friends.

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mrcheeks

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Actually Lotto Max now has a maximum jackpot of 90 million dollars.
 

stinkynuts

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$80 million is obviously liife-changing money.

But there's no guarantee it will last untill I die. There are so many ways for it to be lost:
-Scams
-Theft
-Murder
-Demands from relatives
-Wasteful spending
-Bad investments
-Hyper inflation
-Stock market crash
-Economic collapse, banks going under
-The USA/Canada become third world countires (already starting, especially the US)

So, it is imperative to use that money to safeguard your future:

-Multiple citizenships in varrious countries, from around the world (Thailand, Vietnam, China, South America, Europe). Even though there may be many countries that become unlivable due to economic, climate, political, or social collapse, you should hedge agains this by diversifying.

-Purchse farmland and hire farmers to harvest all sorts of essential crops: corn, rice, beans, fruits, vegetables, etc. If worst comes to worst, you will not starve. The profit from the farm is seconndary.

-Purchase several businesses that are stable, and recession proof. This will be the primary source of income.

-Hire trusted professionals to advise you (taxes, invesemtnents, etc). NOT to manage your money. Your money is never to be controled by anyone.

-Purcchase several large properties around the wrold. These are real assests that will hold their value if stocks collapse.

-Invest in other real assets: physical gold/silver/platinum.

-Stocks: Mostly ETFS, but also individual stocks, some bonds, dividend funds.

With the income coming in, I'd travel the world and enjoy life. Hobbying with the prettiest girls, eating the finest foods, etc.

Whenever I meet people who are struggling, I would donate directly to them to help them. Never to a charity. Charities are a scam. Most of the money is spent on salaries and operations, not directly to those who need help.

I'd also give millions to close relatives of mine who deserve it. Unfortunately, there are no friends that I have that deserve any penny from me.
 
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canada-man

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buy a business to get regular income
 

Hipjdog

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I would....
- Hire a financial advisor and invest a huge chunk of it. Make sure I'm set for life.
- Offer a cash gift to the closest people in my life if they would accept it.
- Buy a house in the GTA with a hot tub and fireplace.
- Buy a cottage on a lake in the Muskoka's
- Get a personal trainer.
- Get a dog

Then, after all that's taken care of....

New hot girl every night. Obviously.
 

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jeff2

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Maybe not enough to buy an island with palm trees on one side and cacti on the other. Microclimates.
 

Sonic Temple

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I'd do two things with that amount of money. First I'd set up immediate family members with enough money to meet all their needs so they wouldn't have to worry about money for the rest of their lives. Second, I'd have a small private party with friends and book an agency to attend with some of their ladies for the whole night and pay for all sessions for my friends.

LTO_3
 

Mrboobs

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I'd do two things with that amount of money. First I'd set up immediate family members with enough money to meet all their needs so they wouldn't have to worry about money for the rest of their lives. Second, I'd have a small private party with friends and book an agency to attend with some of their ladies for the whole night and pay for all sessions for my friends.

LTO_3
Why would you do that?
You feel the same about her in a couple of years as you do about your wife now.
 
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