This is my second review here, and man, I really wish it was a glowing one—but nope, total letdown. I should've taken the warnings from Assblaster (iconic name, by the way) or that hidden gem Jimbob2 way more seriously instead of rolling the dice.
Let's start with the photos of Jennie. They're straight-up flattering filters on steroids—much hotter than the real thing. Nowhere near that slim "spinner" body they tease (you know, the petite kind you could playfully twirl around). She's not fat or anything, just solidly out of shape, like someone who talks a big game about the gym but hasn't seen one since last year. And the whole "meat in the right places" thing? Hard pass. To me, that screams curves on the ass and thighs, and it just wasn't delivering there.
Service-wise, enthusiasm was basically on life support. Zilch energy, like she was mentally checked out phoning it in. (I usually dig quieter girls, so that's saying something—this was next-level flat.) Then, with a solid 15 minutes still on the clock, she starts herding me out the door like I was late for a meeting. Promised services? Mostly MIA. Top it off with the apartment having this weird, unpleasant smell—kinda musty and off-putting. Not sure if that's par for the course in these spots (first time for me), but it sure didn't set a romantic vibe.
Assblaster, seeing as we seem to have similar taste in the good stuff—hit me up with a DM of your top picks, yeah? Don't want to burn cash on another mismatch.
No repeat from me, hands down. Felt like a step up from a sketchy AMP at best, not the premium experience the price tag screams for. Beauty's in the eye of the beholder, sure, but we're not doing the community any favors hyping up duds—let's keep it real and matter-of-fact so everyone saves their wallet. Assblaster nailed the vibe, just dial it harsher next time.
Face: 6/10 (decent enough in low light, nothing special)
Body: 5/10 (spinner bait-and-switch to "gym hiatus" reality)
Service: 4/10 (low energy, skipped services, rushed eject)
Value: 5/10 (way too pricey for the meh delivery)