Report: Woods involved in rollover car crash
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He refused the urine test, which he has the right to do. But it's punishable by up to 60 days in jail. The defense will likely argue that he refused, citing it's a privacy issue. Saying he doesn't want the world to know all the medications he's on. They'll likely work out a deal. Maybe agree to go to rehab and probation. He's got lots of money to hire very good lawyers. That's the way I see it going down.
Perhaps. And some of us just like to drive.
But the whole “celebrities never find solitude” thing always puzzled me. Being surrounded by people is a choice no matter how rich or famous you are. You live in a fucking mansion, find a room for yourself If you want to be alone for a while. Build a shed in the garden with a big screen and video games (or whatever hobby stuff you want) and tell the world to fuck off when you wan’t solitude.
I think celebrities like Woods need attention and fawning adoration more than they want quiet time alone.
Tiger is notoriously cheap when it comes to money. This is a big part of the reason why supermarket tabloids buy unflattering stories about him from disgruntled former employees, people who work in the service industries, etc.
On the other hand, Frank Sinatra was famously generous to those same people, which is why none of them ever saw anything when they saw Frank in the company of someone attempting to collect an overdue debt behind a restaurant while they were having a smoke break.
One of my buddies from Tuesday poker night in the mid nineties had been a waiter at Red Lobster; I think it was close to Bay and Dundas West? Anyway, he said Doug Christie, who played for the Raptors at that time, tipped a dollar on a $90 bill.
In the 1998-99 NBA season there was a player's strike, and games didn't start until early January, 1999. In the Raptors first game at Boston, fans threw coins on the court during player introductions, in an act of collective sarcasm. Christie was seen scooping dimes and quarters off the parquet floor of the court, and stuffing them in the top of his sock.
A man once recognized Al Pacino in public, and asked for his autograph. Al said he didn't have a pen, so he gave the guy his hat.
Maybe Tiger's endorsement team should propose him endorsing Land Rover.
The catch phrase could be:
"Roll over, Land Rover, and just walk away..."
The catch phrase could be:
"Roll over, Land Rover, and just walk away..."
Guy is close to, if not a complete billionaire and he insists on driving himself around versus spending $250k on a fulltime driver. What an idiot.
His wife had to smash the car windshield to get him out of the car, she then divorced him and got 200 million.
His multi million dollar yacht is called Privacy. That says it all.
Joke I saw online: “What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?” Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.
Better joke
Tiger Woods. Remembered for being
One of the best drivers on the course
One of the worse drivers off the course
Tiger Woods. Remembered for being
One of the best drivers on the course
One of the worse drivers off the course
Tiger is still driving? He has chronic back problems - Lindsey Von ruined him..
He was probably strung out on opioids when he won his last Wimbledon.
He was probably strung out on opioids when he won his last Wimbledon.
Wimbledon?
Are you getting Tiger confused with Pete Sampress?
Pistol Pete also known made fun as cheap by Andre Agassi
