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Paddy and the Parrish priest are walking through the red light district. Every few yards they encounter a working girl.

Priest: "That certainly is an eyesore.".
Paddy: "There's an even better one up the block, Father.".
 
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Mike Reno of Loverboy:

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made the list, but not Nelly Furtado:

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nor Rita MacNeil:

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What's up with THAT?

The Rita MacNeil joke from the 1980's, when people who don't watch or listen to CBC knew who she was:

Rita was in a crowd when someone was trying to reach her through her pager. "Look out!" said some guy standing nearby. "She's backing up!".
 

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Think of how stupid the average person is, now realize half the population
is stupider than that.
 
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A cop pulled me over and asked for ID.
I gave him a wallet and he said this is not your ID. I said it is not my wallet.
He said whose is it? I said the guy in the picture.
He said where did you get it? I said it came with the car.
 
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Informing others of ones personal pronouns is important when one doesn't have a 'Christian' name, or if one's given name is indigenous to some land far from our own.

Examples include Dipurash, (Indian subcontinent), Düsschebaag, (Denmark), Jorcesas, (Latin America), Pfapp, (Sweden), Tihti, (Maldives), Nuhki, (Finland), or Nakedgta, (Burkina Faso).
 
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