Trump gives Iran 48-hour ultimatum to reopen Strait of Hormuz: 'Hit and obliterate'

Insidious Von

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Pete Hegseth is something out of a Frank Zappa song.


I'm in the chorus: Get a good, get a good, get a good jooooooooooooooooooooooooobbbb.
 

princekwekua

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Yes, those talks were "very good".

I was at those talks. Talks like the world has never seen before. The best talks ever. Talks that obliterated all others talks in history. Some would say they've never seen talks like the talks that he talked about talking.

Stay tuned for more talking talks.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

1. The talks were initiated by Iran (so, see, his threat to bomb Iran's power plants worked)
2. The US was represented by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, the same guys who screwed Iran in talks before the attack
3. They have reached agreement on 15 points
4. The Strait of Hormuz will be controlled by Trump and Khamenei (yes, he said that in another interview)
5. You were right: the best (phantom) talks ever, indeed
 

mandrill

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Let me explain what just happened 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade.

On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin.

These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
 

mandrill

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Why is Jared Kushner involved in any of this? Isn't he some kind of slumlord from New York?
Why did someone do a massive oil futures buy 5 minutes before Trump announced that he wasn't going to escalate the war with Iran and oil stock soared?

Why did the Pentagon just announce a major drone purchase from a company recently acquired by Donny Jr and Eric Trump?

How clear does any of this have to be for you to understand?
 

bggolfingmaniac

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Why did someone do a massive oil futures buy 5 minutes before Trump announced that he wasn't going to escalate the war with Iran and oil stock soared?

Why did the Pentagon just announce a major drone purchase from a company recently acquired by Donny Jr and Eric Trump?

How clear does any of this have to be for you to understand?
I'm old enough to remember when that party screamed "Drain The Swamp." Yeah, right, those fuckers are the swamp.
 

Anbarandy

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Let me explain what just happened 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade.

On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin.

These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…
Iran should just hit every oil and LNG field and facility on the other side of the Gulf and Strait, sink a bunch of oil tankers and multi-mine the strait, just to teach the the POS Trump and his Trump Crime Syndicate a lesson.

Lock him up!
 

P0Pewlar

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Why did someone do a massive oil futures buy 5 minutes before Trump announced that he wasn't going to escalate the war with Iran and oil stock soared?

Why did the Pentagon just announce a major drone purchase from a company recently acquired by Donny Jr and Eric Trump?

How clear does any of this have to be for you to understand?
Hey numb nuts, I don't get news alerts when things happen. I don't get them every 30 minutes either.
How clear does that have to be for you to understand?
 
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