I've been lurking (and likely will continue to) for a very long time. Figured it's about time I finally game back. I'll say in advance, it's unlikely that I'll check/reply back to anyone who asks, since I tend to lurk/read when I'm bored during meetings. These are all over the course of 6+ years? And in no particular order. It's been a while lol. I don't remember prices for many if any of them, but I know for a fact I haven't paid more than $200 for anything if that helps.
Escorts:
Backdoor Becky: 8/10
Met her for a HH sessions back in 2025, w/ greek. She was a lot taller than I expected, which isn't a bad thing. Hosted out of a nice hotel in Whitby. Welcome me with a kiss and a shower, then onto the bed for an amazing BBBJ, into missionary, then into greek with her laying facedown on the bed. She's got a sizable ass and I'm not packing a huge member, so the position made it a bit harder to enjoy. I've done greek with over providers in doggy and it feels a lot better. Super sweet girl, great time. I think we were slightly over but she didn't rush me out.
Magic Mouth Michelle: 7/10
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...outh_sexy_classy_curvy_friendly_smart-8537033
I haven't seen Michelle since 2023 or so, when she was hosting out of Whitby. She's not the most attractive provider out there, but she is very nice. We had a lot of good chats about life and stuff before and after the sessions. I would go for the 20min B&G with her tits out (they're magnificent). Sometimes my guy wouldn't perform off the jump, but she always kept going and got him there. She's great at sucking and getting sloppy, made me unload buckets into her mouth. Super nice girl, great service, and I'm sure she's still providing great service based on other reviews.
A Few Different Girls at Nonquon - 2/10
Admittedly, I haven't been here since 2021. And they were different buildings. I'm sure none of the girls I saw are even there anymore. But either way, each experience was pretty poor. Maybe a shower, a BBBJ, then a very mechanical, by-the-numbers load drop and dip. I really couldn't recommend this unless you were super bricked up and just needed to fire off a shot (this is the exact situation I was in). I know for a few of them, I was just driving by the area and thought "eh, sure"
Candi - 6/10
I saw Candi in 2025, it was fine, I think her and I just didn't jive. This is not any negativity towards her at all. She was super nice when we met at her apartment, showed me to the room, had me drop trow and she got to work. Could have been nerves, stress from work, or something else, but my little guy wasn't standing at attention very quick nor was he delivering her package very quick. I don't think she was annoyed, but it is a B&G and I think she was probably over the entire experience. BUT, that being said, she championed on (had me stand up instead of laying on the bed) and blew me to completion, which was great! A 6 just because her style of BJ just isn't for me. Like I said, nothing against her at all, just differences of preference.
Someone at the Wee House - 1/10
This was back in 2018 or 2019. I'd seen some reviews, lots of positivity, showed up and it was... gross? The house wasn't very clean, I got ushered into a room and whoever I was seeing starting blowing me right away. Which normally would be fine, but there was an odour coming off her bits that I just couldn't get over. So I finished ASAP and got out. Got tested literally the same week because I wasn't sure (everything was fine). Sounds like things are about the same now.
There's a few other providers I've seen, but I genuinely can't remember them. Also a few further west in the GTA.
Massage:
Note: I actually prefer massage to SPs. I know I'm going to get my rocks off either way, and I'm not always look to have to get it in a provider for that. So if I can get a massage out of it at the same time, I will. I also like not to have to worry about my 'performance' if that makes sense. (if you didn't catch it above, sometimes my guy doesn't want to stand at attention as readily as I'd like)
Golden Tulip Team Spa (Whitby) - 8/10
I mainly went here under it's old name. And I went a lot. I stopped going in 2023, just because I've been venturing out to other places, but I was going frequently enough between 2021 - 2023. It seems like a lot of people have had bad experiences here, I've actually had a pretty good time overall. I also understand that a good chunk of these providers aren't here anymore.
- CiCi - Great experience, very nice, amazing rack. Decent english. Always provided great service, didn't watch the clock, and would deliver very explosive finishes. Very good at giving and receiving. Saw her 5 or 6 times.
- Angela - A smaller Asian, looked to be late-30's at the time. Very nice offered more in each session I saw her. Very small tits, almost flat, but very receptive to being touched. Great massage, too! Was able to get into some deep knots and was super receptive to feedback for where it was stiff. Saw her 3 or 4 times.
- Mimi - I saw her the most. Mid-30's, decent rack, okay shape overall. First session was super sensual, receptive to DFK and my touch. Her and I got very close. Always took great care of me, never clock watched. Also a good massage, albeit a bit light. The more we saw each other, the less the massage was the focus of the visit. I think my only concern with her is she messaged me out of the blue one day. Saw her 10+ times.
Anna Massage (Oshawa) - 1/10
Holy shit this place sucks. I went once after covid restrictions lifted, and had an overall terrible and overpriced experience. It was also really cold and felt unclean. Because I'm an idiot, I decided to give this place another try in 2025. New ownership, blah blah, you've all seen the BS posts that come with it. Yep, still shit. A bit cleaner, I guess, shower pressure was a bit better. My attendant rushed me (which is telling because clearly, no one was there and no one else was coming), was pretty short with words, and I'm pretty sure I could've had a more delicate session with two sheets of sandpaper. Honestly, if there wasn't a fuck load of oil she would've given me a friction burn. But I finished, so 1/10
Random Spa on King across from Tim's - 8/10
Okay, this ones super old, and really just for fun. It's from 2018 or earlier? I don't remember the name of the spa, and it's been closed for a while, so this is for the veterans. It was a random spa above the Scotiabank, small little joint with 2 or 3 rooms. The first visit was pretty by the numbers, but I remember it being cheap. The second time I went... it was great. Was an early-30's, in shape Asian that was definitely not a clock watcher. Not the most attractive ever, but not ugly. Decent massage, and I usually book for 1hr. She remembered me on my second visit (which was 2 or 3 months after my first) and welcomed me with a big hug and peck on the lips. Within 15 minutes, clothes were off and our faces were at opposite ends of each others bodies. She was definitely a squirter. Went back 4 or 5 more times. I can't remember why I stopped going, probably just because I was testing other places.
Joy Spa (Whitby) - 7/10
Now closed, but I went here a few times. Wasn't expecting much and fairly low mileage overall. Had sessions with 3 or 4 different girls, but the only one that stuck out was Sasa. She was super busty with a tattoo over her left shoulder. She gave a good massage for an hour session, that turned very sensual and finished with Italian. I got the impression she might offer a bit more as she was raising her hips up whenever I would slide back. We had a couple of "close calls" that she seemed to keep veering into.
I saw an older Asian there a few times as well, who seems to maybe be the operator that also runs Joyful out of Ajax (since they're the same spa). She's been very good to me, always a good fully naked finish with lots of body-to-body contact. Not the most amazing experiences ever, but definitely consistent.
Joyful Spa (Ajax)- 7/10
Went twice in 2025 - twice in March, once in October. Both times I was out running errands and had some time to kill. It was close and I knew what I was going to get (see Joy above). I did see a newer, younger girl the first time. It was a good massage, was really good on my lower back. Flip and finish were good, was very receptive to touch and sensual. The other two sessions were with the older rep from Joy (again, I think it's the owner). We talked about them moving to Ajax and why they closed the Whitby location. Overall, really nice and reliable.
Zen a la Relaxation / Le Jardin - 9/10
I've been coming here for a while now (since 2022 or 2023). I find that the quality of the massage here is a lot better and the girls are very receptive if you tell them which part(s) of your body are sore. I've had a lot of issues with my legs and they're great at working out the kinks. In a very odd example, I had bicep issues that they were able to massage out very well. I can't remember which girls I've seen (except for Linda), but it's been 3 different ones. I've seen Linda about 6 or 7 times over the past 1-1.5 years. We've established a rapport and get along great. She's very sensual with her massage, and we're both down to our skins usually after 10 mins. She still does a great massage, but we have lots of body-to-body contact. She's a smoker, which is a bit of a bummer, but otherwise great service. If you haven't seen Linda, she's a mid-late 30's, small chested, 5/10 on the attractiveness scale. But her service is a solid 10/10.
Ella - 7.5/10
Saw in 2022, hosts out of her home in Oshawa. Kinda run down, but it's fine. Her family is home with her, which is a bit strange because it's like "yeah, your kids are downstairs and I've got you sliding up on me..." Anyway, she's a mid-30's, very slim Asian with a decent chest. Gets right into things fully nude, lots of oils and sliding around. Pslide but is very good and firm about making sure bits don't slip into other bits. Massage quality was pretty good, too. The room itself seemed fairly clean, but the shower area was small and not the cleanest. Also, you can tell it's where her whole family showers(kids toothbrushes and towels) which, again, kinda weird in the moment. But she took really good care of me, edged me super hard, and made me cum buckets. Great service overall, bit of knock for the atmosphere.
Shemales
If this isn't your bag, totally understand, feel free to move on. Most of them tour and don't really stick around, so I'll just list ones I saw when they were in town
Elisha Cullen - 9.5/10
Elisha was my first, back in 2018. I'd been curious and decided "I want to try this." We met at a hotel off the 401 and I explained she was my first. She was super understanding, welcomed me to a shower when I got there, then asked me if I knew what I'd like to do. I wanted to suck her cock, so I did, and she got hard so fast. It was different, of course, but super sensual. She has a decent size cock (maybe 6-7"?)She told me to get on the bed and we started to 69. After 10 or so mins, so threw a dome on me, lubed me, told me stand up and fuck her in the ass. So I did, and it felt amazing. After 10 or so mins, I told her I wanted to 69 some more so we did. I told her I was going to cum, so she grabbed another condom and told me to "fill her ass up". I came so hard. She asked if I wanted her to cum too, and I said yes but I wasn't ready to have it inside me. I sucked her off, she pulled out, and came all over herself.
Saw her again about 6 years later, had the same experience. But it was a bit more expensive. If she's back in town again, I'll be there.
Sali - 7/10
She was based out of Oshawa, off Simcoe, back in 2021? Similar situation - I had the urge to suck a cock and she was close and reasonably priced. I got there, handed over the donation, and was escorted into a basement. Decently clean place, there was definitely someone else there, but it wasn't any bother. She has a small package when flaccid that grows to about 5" when hard. We just sucked each other back and forth. I fucked up a bit since I came in her mouth but we didn't talk about that. I think that pissed her off and I apologized. She said it was okay, we didn't talk about it, but I did feel guilty. Overall, not a bad trip. Really just needed to feed the vice. She's based in Mississauga now.
Alannah - 9/10
Saw in 2025 when she was hosting in Whitby. Tall-ish (5'9?) thick but not fat, very attractive with a good size cock (around 6"). We had some issues booking because I had a tight timeline and she as coming in from the west end. We ended up making it work. Got to the location, showered, and we got right to business. DFK, mutual touching into sucking. We didn't fuck each other since I was really just looking for some oral giving and receiving, but we definitely went over time. Booked for HH and ended up around the 50min mark. It was super sensual, and because of the length, junior even got soft on me. She made sure that he came back and made me cum buckets into her mouth. Honestly, I still think about the session.
BUT, and this is a BIG but, there's a certain house off Coronation in Whitby that she was using where I will NEVER return. They don't clean the towels there or something, because after seeing Alannah here I got molluscum contagiosum. While it's possible this came from Alannah, I think it's more likely that it came from the towel by the shower. It could have come from a towel at the gym, too, but really, I'd suspect it's from the place that's got a bunch of dudes running through the get off. This is also why I tend to stick with the massage parlors. Most of them have clean tower services and hot towels, or I just shower at home when I'm done.
As an FYI - if any of you come across molluscum, it's not the worst thing in the world. Mine cleared up with cryo treatment pretty quick, but I also made sure to take a 6 month hiatus from hobbying after it was clear. It gets cleared by a derm, and no, it's not an STI. I had a mild case but holy hell, it's a mindfuck all the same. The only providers I visit now are ones I'm familiar with, and even then, I'm hesitant to go. At this point, lurking and fantasizing is good enough, and I'll just hook up with girls the old fashioned way. Not sure what to do about the shemales though... that one will be a tougher nut to crack (HA!)
Escorts:
Backdoor Becky: 8/10
Met her for a HH sessions back in 2025, w/ greek. She was a lot taller than I expected, which isn't a bad thing. Hosted out of a nice hotel in Whitby. Welcome me with a kiss and a shower, then onto the bed for an amazing BBBJ, into missionary, then into greek with her laying facedown on the bed. She's got a sizable ass and I'm not packing a huge member, so the position made it a bit harder to enjoy. I've done greek with over providers in doggy and it feels a lot better. Super sweet girl, great time. I think we were slightly over but she didn't rush me out.
Magic Mouth Michelle: 7/10
https://www.leolist.cc/personals/fe...outh_sexy_classy_curvy_friendly_smart-8537033
I haven't seen Michelle since 2023 or so, when she was hosting out of Whitby. She's not the most attractive provider out there, but she is very nice. We had a lot of good chats about life and stuff before and after the sessions. I would go for the 20min B&G with her tits out (they're magnificent). Sometimes my guy wouldn't perform off the jump, but she always kept going and got him there. She's great at sucking and getting sloppy, made me unload buckets into her mouth. Super nice girl, great service, and I'm sure she's still providing great service based on other reviews.
A Few Different Girls at Nonquon - 2/10
Admittedly, I haven't been here since 2021. And they were different buildings. I'm sure none of the girls I saw are even there anymore. But either way, each experience was pretty poor. Maybe a shower, a BBBJ, then a very mechanical, by-the-numbers load drop and dip. I really couldn't recommend this unless you were super bricked up and just needed to fire off a shot (this is the exact situation I was in). I know for a few of them, I was just driving by the area and thought "eh, sure"
Candi - 6/10
I saw Candi in 2025, it was fine, I think her and I just didn't jive. This is not any negativity towards her at all. She was super nice when we met at her apartment, showed me to the room, had me drop trow and she got to work. Could have been nerves, stress from work, or something else, but my little guy wasn't standing at attention very quick nor was he delivering her package very quick. I don't think she was annoyed, but it is a B&G and I think she was probably over the entire experience. BUT, that being said, she championed on (had me stand up instead of laying on the bed) and blew me to completion, which was great! A 6 just because her style of BJ just isn't for me. Like I said, nothing against her at all, just differences of preference.
Someone at the Wee House - 1/10
This was back in 2018 or 2019. I'd seen some reviews, lots of positivity, showed up and it was... gross? The house wasn't very clean, I got ushered into a room and whoever I was seeing starting blowing me right away. Which normally would be fine, but there was an odour coming off her bits that I just couldn't get over. So I finished ASAP and got out. Got tested literally the same week because I wasn't sure (everything was fine). Sounds like things are about the same now.
There's a few other providers I've seen, but I genuinely can't remember them. Also a few further west in the GTA.
Massage:
Note: I actually prefer massage to SPs. I know I'm going to get my rocks off either way, and I'm not always look to have to get it in a provider for that. So if I can get a massage out of it at the same time, I will. I also like not to have to worry about my 'performance' if that makes sense. (if you didn't catch it above, sometimes my guy doesn't want to stand at attention as readily as I'd like)
Golden Tulip Team Spa (Whitby) - 8/10
I mainly went here under it's old name. And I went a lot. I stopped going in 2023, just because I've been venturing out to other places, but I was going frequently enough between 2021 - 2023. It seems like a lot of people have had bad experiences here, I've actually had a pretty good time overall. I also understand that a good chunk of these providers aren't here anymore.
- CiCi - Great experience, very nice, amazing rack. Decent english. Always provided great service, didn't watch the clock, and would deliver very explosive finishes. Very good at giving and receiving. Saw her 5 or 6 times.
- Angela - A smaller Asian, looked to be late-30's at the time. Very nice offered more in each session I saw her. Very small tits, almost flat, but very receptive to being touched. Great massage, too! Was able to get into some deep knots and was super receptive to feedback for where it was stiff. Saw her 3 or 4 times.
- Mimi - I saw her the most. Mid-30's, decent rack, okay shape overall. First session was super sensual, receptive to DFK and my touch. Her and I got very close. Always took great care of me, never clock watched. Also a good massage, albeit a bit light. The more we saw each other, the less the massage was the focus of the visit. I think my only concern with her is she messaged me out of the blue one day. Saw her 10+ times.
Anna Massage (Oshawa) - 1/10
Holy shit this place sucks. I went once after covid restrictions lifted, and had an overall terrible and overpriced experience. It was also really cold and felt unclean. Because I'm an idiot, I decided to give this place another try in 2025. New ownership, blah blah, you've all seen the BS posts that come with it. Yep, still shit. A bit cleaner, I guess, shower pressure was a bit better. My attendant rushed me (which is telling because clearly, no one was there and no one else was coming), was pretty short with words, and I'm pretty sure I could've had a more delicate session with two sheets of sandpaper. Honestly, if there wasn't a fuck load of oil she would've given me a friction burn. But I finished, so 1/10
Random Spa on King across from Tim's - 8/10
Okay, this ones super old, and really just for fun. It's from 2018 or earlier? I don't remember the name of the spa, and it's been closed for a while, so this is for the veterans. It was a random spa above the Scotiabank, small little joint with 2 or 3 rooms. The first visit was pretty by the numbers, but I remember it being cheap. The second time I went... it was great. Was an early-30's, in shape Asian that was definitely not a clock watcher. Not the most attractive ever, but not ugly. Decent massage, and I usually book for 1hr. She remembered me on my second visit (which was 2 or 3 months after my first) and welcomed me with a big hug and peck on the lips. Within 15 minutes, clothes were off and our faces were at opposite ends of each others bodies. She was definitely a squirter. Went back 4 or 5 more times. I can't remember why I stopped going, probably just because I was testing other places.
Joy Spa (Whitby) - 7/10
Now closed, but I went here a few times. Wasn't expecting much and fairly low mileage overall. Had sessions with 3 or 4 different girls, but the only one that stuck out was Sasa. She was super busty with a tattoo over her left shoulder. She gave a good massage for an hour session, that turned very sensual and finished with Italian. I got the impression she might offer a bit more as she was raising her hips up whenever I would slide back. We had a couple of "close calls" that she seemed to keep veering into.
I saw an older Asian there a few times as well, who seems to maybe be the operator that also runs Joyful out of Ajax (since they're the same spa). She's been very good to me, always a good fully naked finish with lots of body-to-body contact. Not the most amazing experiences ever, but definitely consistent.
Joyful Spa (Ajax)- 7/10
Went twice in 2025 - twice in March, once in October. Both times I was out running errands and had some time to kill. It was close and I knew what I was going to get (see Joy above). I did see a newer, younger girl the first time. It was a good massage, was really good on my lower back. Flip and finish were good, was very receptive to touch and sensual. The other two sessions were with the older rep from Joy (again, I think it's the owner). We talked about them moving to Ajax and why they closed the Whitby location. Overall, really nice and reliable.
Zen a la Relaxation / Le Jardin - 9/10
I've been coming here for a while now (since 2022 or 2023). I find that the quality of the massage here is a lot better and the girls are very receptive if you tell them which part(s) of your body are sore. I've had a lot of issues with my legs and they're great at working out the kinks. In a very odd example, I had bicep issues that they were able to massage out very well. I can't remember which girls I've seen (except for Linda), but it's been 3 different ones. I've seen Linda about 6 or 7 times over the past 1-1.5 years. We've established a rapport and get along great. She's very sensual with her massage, and we're both down to our skins usually after 10 mins. She still does a great massage, but we have lots of body-to-body contact. She's a smoker, which is a bit of a bummer, but otherwise great service. If you haven't seen Linda, she's a mid-late 30's, small chested, 5/10 on the attractiveness scale. But her service is a solid 10/10.
Ella - 7.5/10
Saw in 2022, hosts out of her home in Oshawa. Kinda run down, but it's fine. Her family is home with her, which is a bit strange because it's like "yeah, your kids are downstairs and I've got you sliding up on me..." Anyway, she's a mid-30's, very slim Asian with a decent chest. Gets right into things fully nude, lots of oils and sliding around. Pslide but is very good and firm about making sure bits don't slip into other bits. Massage quality was pretty good, too. The room itself seemed fairly clean, but the shower area was small and not the cleanest. Also, you can tell it's where her whole family showers(kids toothbrushes and towels) which, again, kinda weird in the moment. But she took really good care of me, edged me super hard, and made me cum buckets. Great service overall, bit of knock for the atmosphere.
Shemales
If this isn't your bag, totally understand, feel free to move on. Most of them tour and don't really stick around, so I'll just list ones I saw when they were in town
Elisha Cullen - 9.5/10
Elisha was my first, back in 2018. I'd been curious and decided "I want to try this." We met at a hotel off the 401 and I explained she was my first. She was super understanding, welcomed me to a shower when I got there, then asked me if I knew what I'd like to do. I wanted to suck her cock, so I did, and she got hard so fast. It was different, of course, but super sensual. She has a decent size cock (maybe 6-7"?)She told me to get on the bed and we started to 69. After 10 or so mins, so threw a dome on me, lubed me, told me stand up and fuck her in the ass. So I did, and it felt amazing. After 10 or so mins, I told her I wanted to 69 some more so we did. I told her I was going to cum, so she grabbed another condom and told me to "fill her ass up". I came so hard. She asked if I wanted her to cum too, and I said yes but I wasn't ready to have it inside me. I sucked her off, she pulled out, and came all over herself.
Saw her again about 6 years later, had the same experience. But it was a bit more expensive. If she's back in town again, I'll be there.
Sali - 7/10
She was based out of Oshawa, off Simcoe, back in 2021? Similar situation - I had the urge to suck a cock and she was close and reasonably priced. I got there, handed over the donation, and was escorted into a basement. Decently clean place, there was definitely someone else there, but it wasn't any bother. She has a small package when flaccid that grows to about 5" when hard. We just sucked each other back and forth. I fucked up a bit since I came in her mouth but we didn't talk about that. I think that pissed her off and I apologized. She said it was okay, we didn't talk about it, but I did feel guilty. Overall, not a bad trip. Really just needed to feed the vice. She's based in Mississauga now.
Alannah - 9/10
Saw in 2025 when she was hosting in Whitby. Tall-ish (5'9?) thick but not fat, very attractive with a good size cock (around 6"). We had some issues booking because I had a tight timeline and she as coming in from the west end. We ended up making it work. Got to the location, showered, and we got right to business. DFK, mutual touching into sucking. We didn't fuck each other since I was really just looking for some oral giving and receiving, but we definitely went over time. Booked for HH and ended up around the 50min mark. It was super sensual, and because of the length, junior even got soft on me. She made sure that he came back and made me cum buckets into her mouth. Honestly, I still think about the session.
BUT, and this is a BIG but, there's a certain house off Coronation in Whitby that she was using where I will NEVER return. They don't clean the towels there or something, because after seeing Alannah here I got molluscum contagiosum. While it's possible this came from Alannah, I think it's more likely that it came from the towel by the shower. It could have come from a towel at the gym, too, but really, I'd suspect it's from the place that's got a bunch of dudes running through the get off. This is also why I tend to stick with the massage parlors. Most of them have clean tower services and hot towels, or I just shower at home when I'm done.
As an FYI - if any of you come across molluscum, it's not the worst thing in the world. Mine cleared up with cryo treatment pretty quick, but I also made sure to take a 6 month hiatus from hobbying after it was clear. It gets cleared by a derm, and no, it's not an STI. I had a mild case but holy hell, it's a mindfuck all the same. The only providers I visit now are ones I'm familiar with, and even then, I'm hesitant to go. At this point, lurking and fantasizing is good enough, and I'll just hook up with girls the old fashioned way. Not sure what to do about the shemales though... that one will be a tougher nut to crack (HA!)
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