I had a nagging doubt that the newly-minted
@victoryformation was photographer Aldo Antonio shilling himself without a blue handle, but that guy is based in New Jersey, and it wouldn't seem cost effective to try to market himself in Toronto right after the US took Olympic Gold in Hockey.
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"I've frisked him. He's clean. Frisked a thousand young punks.".
You are correct, Sir!
Allow me to offer my $0.02 and elucidate on how to find what you're looking for (stay with me... on this one):
Successful mongering is all about flattening the learning curve and being adept at connecting the dots before you spend (or waste) your time and $$$ on a provider and ascertain, as best you can, just what (or whom) ... will emerge from behind the door!**
Most especially, if you push the hobby envelope and are an unabashed, unrepentant, shameless DATO Aficionado (with Reddi Wip)!

Such an endeavor ... is living on the edge!
It, most certainly, ... is not for faint of heart!
No?
For a multitude of reasons ...you gotta be highly-selective and discerning with whom you rendezvous with and the caliber of provider whose asshole you're gunna eat !

A DATO Aficionado (like myself) has to be able to identify a provider who is up to the task; who can meet his exacting standards; and who can fulfil his needs and possess the necessary qualities of Pulchritude**, Bodaciousness** and Bootyliciousness**(PBB)!
(And, don't forget about hygiene!)
Many are called ... few are chosen!

For me, the overwhelmingly vast majority ... don't make the cut!
(If you are a savvy, street-smart monger adept at connecting the dots .(i.e. perusing photos, websites and reviews) .... you can with a reasonable degree of accuracy be, ever so pleased, with whom you have ultimately selected to emerge from behind the door!**)


Some photogs have an unique talent and eye for capturing PBB in a provider and highlighting such attributes!
A photog who can do this is of great service to a Discerning DATO AFICIONADO looking for PBB in a provider!
Amateurish selfies can not adequately capture PBB ... to the satisfaction of a discerning DATO Aficionado!
(Furthermore, a provider who hires the (not inexpensive) services of such a photog who can adequately capture her PBB .... is a serious player, demonstrates a level of professionalism (that selfie takers lack), wishes to depict herself as next-level and is attempting to market herself as high-end and burnish her brand!**)
No?
These ... are very positive attributes in a provider!

A savvy, street-smart monger intuitively knows THIS!
And bases his selection process accordingly!

For a DATO Aficionado** ... such a photog is indispensable in accurately depicting who (or what) ....will emerge from behind the door!**
**
To wit: As a Devout DATO Aficionado ..it was such a photo taken by the aforementioned photog that piqued my interest; made me a buyer; and emboldened me to pull the trigger on HER!
I HIT a WALKOFF GRANDSLAM!

(DATO NIRVANA!)
