Markham | Greater Toronto Area | Female Escorts | LeoList
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Photos: accurate
HH: $80
CBJ and FS were all I got
I can't remember if there's ever been a review for Angel Rose on here. I'm pretty sure she has been and she's been on the scene for years, but the new TERB UI seems to be missing a "Search in this forum only" option like it used to have and the names "angel" and "rose" don't exactly narrow down the options on a full site search so I gave up after page 8 of results. If I'm just blind and there is a "search this forum only" function, please do fill me in and chastise me for the miss.
Anyway - here's the coles notes on Angel: Photos are accurate, we did CBJ, mish, doggy, back to mish, cum in condom, done. For $80, can't expect much more.
Here's the detailed story:
I went for Angel because I was looked for something ASAP. I was hanging out at Oshawa GO parking lot because I knew like 80% of providers are working out of a comfortable motel down the road and, side note here, "80% of providers" might be an understatement. Just doing a loop around the motel's parking lot, I easily identified at least 4 providers hanging outside smoking either with men or without. The motel's been known to be accommodating to working girls but just the sheer volume of them made me uncomfortable because cops could easily scoop up Johns by the pound here if they cared to. Anyway...
Messaged Angel from the GO station and she told me she could see me right away so I went down the road, texted, and got her room number fairly quickly. When I knocked on the door, a little dog started parking from behind it. Ugh. I've never met an SP in a motel who had a dog that I ended up liking. This was no exception. Angel opened the door in a towel, didn't even bother with a nice outfit (but again, $80 so...) and the very first thing I saw was her comically large fake costume eyelashes. Like at least an inch long and THICK. She also had equally comically large fake finger nails - at least 1.5, maybe 2 inches long which made her handling the condom and my dick very difficult for her.
Her chihuahua mix was curled up on the pillow on one of the bed and barking away at me. I tried to make friendly conversation "Who's this noisy guy?" I asked pleasantly - no response from Angel. I shrugged and started to take off my boots as she tried to quiet her dog. I reached over so it could smell me and she warned, "he'll bite you." So I backed off. I watched her as she went over to the side of the bed and picked up her wired ear buds and handled them like a whip and started to swing them threateningly at the dog. The dog flinched away from them with every swing, even though they weren't making contact - this was something she'd done frequently, probably striking it in the past. I almost bailed at that point and I probably should have. She had been relatively unpleasant to me immediately by being unresponsive and then I saw signs of animal abuse. But the little head wins and I've never been one for confrontation. I had a feeling if I tried to bail she'd start screaming, just struck me as the type.
She confirmed the hh and that I had put the money on the table and then dropped her towel and that gave the devil on my shoulder the win because she has a nice little body and big full tits for her size. A little soft around the mid but certainly nothing to complain about. I undressed and lay on the bed - she immediately got a condom and seemed to have no interest in touching me without it on other than to try to put it on herself, even though I was fully flaccid from, you know, the possible animal abuse and stuff. So I'm trying to stroke myself while she'd trying to put it on with her giant nails. She eventually hands it to me and asks me to put it on and makes a joke about finding out if I know how which was actually nice to have a personal interaction with her I guess. After much struggle to get hard enough to get it on, she went to work on an uninspiring CBJ. The only credit I can give her for it is that she at least made it last for longer than 30 seconds which I wasn't expecting. We might have gone for 2 minutes before she drew a clear line that she was done with that. At this point I'd normally ask for DATY to prolong the session and to ease my dick down a bit but by then I'd decided that it just wasn't worth it.
No cowgirl, she said, a common outcome for me and my endowment. I shrugged it off and went for mish. Would've preferred it but fuck it. It was nice to see her tits move on her little body and she kind of sort of touched herself and made small pleasure noises while we went. Nothing outstanding but better than nothing. Switched to doggy which was less inspiring and I found myself unable to get off so I switched her back to mish and was able to finish in the condom. I asked for COB but was given a no. Whatever.
As soon as I pulled out and rolled off she was on her feet and checking her text messages. Wild.
2 shots for the hh are detailed in her ad but she didn't proactively offer it and I wasn't interested. We chatted a bit as I dressed and then I bailed. I'd say this one isn't even worth the cheapo effort. You'll resent the time loss.
