I'm not a counter. And no, never even had a close call. I have set things up so this life, from communication, money etc is completely seperated. And even if something should happen to me no trace will be found.
I used to read Playboy for the articles.
For married guys I guess you could use a red sharpie and a black sharpie to make a mark on the wall above the headboard. Red for paid and black for wifey. Draw a line through each set of 10.
Husband is comforted by wife about her luggage in the closet with 50k and 2 acorns inside.
Husband: " how did you get 2 acorns?"
Wife:" every time I cheated on you I would place an acorn in the luggage".
Husband:" how did you get the 50k?"
Wife:" every time I had a bushel of acorn I would sell it, and this is ROI"
Marriage is a terrible thing to do. I've convinced two young work colleagues to not follow through with their engagements and get out of their relationship entirely.