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Took a shit in, sorry. Also farted on my bed. Smelled like lube and cheap body soap mixed with mexican burritos.

Ah yes... the hh special.

Damage was $140. She said $200h $140hh on text then later claimed that h wasn't offered for outcalls. I called her out on her bullshit and she agreed to continue. When she took off her clothes her body looked like a granny... She kept complaining that she had knee problems so couldn't ride me...

TOFTT and avoid. Terrible attitude and tried to upsell me

Anyone seen http://ottawa.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/outcalls-only-aurora-sweet-sassy-sexy-girl-next-door-xo/89229362??

Anyone know if this is legit? Is she pretty? http://ottawa.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/outcalls-all-night-819-576-4675-amanda-20/64152473

I'm visiting to Ottawa next week and plan on going to Angels Touch. What kind of experience should I expect? I'm looking for a finish with BBBJ or at least some intimate touching (I don't expect penetration). What can I expect to pay apart from the door fee?

Is it considered assault if a girl is giving you bbbj and then bites your dick and it starts bleeding? How will you have any evidence? #showerthoughts

I won

I only went bald because it was my first time trimming and the hairs were uneven. Any tips to make them even? My final result looked very artificial.

Well just shaved it completely bald. Not a single hair left. Hope all goes well :)

Is light stubble (1cm) good as well?

Going to listen to your advice then and do it. Also, name checks out.

I just clean shaved my balls and trimmed pubes. Must say it looks a lot cleaner but itches like hell. Should I go all in and shave the groin bald? I read mixed reactions saying that bald makes you look 12 and that trimmed is the general preference.

Aha I always thought girls liked trimmed pubes but seeing the replies on this thread maybe I should go bald.