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time flies like an arrow Fruit flies like a banana True Story

The cashier at Walmart said.. Strip down ..facing me By the time I realized she was talking about my Credit Card...it was too late

The Ad is standard content from a handler See exact same words in several other ads with cute asians.. Doubt it'll be the 1 in the pics opening the door. And they all say no restrictions and extra service available Just what a horny guy on a limited budget wants to see!!

The other day I invented a Thought controlled air freshener They all said I was ridiculous I said Makes scents when you think about it!

A new Vietnamese -Italian fusion restaurant just opened in Toronto.. It's called Pho-gettaboutit

Apparently Now a days you have to ask women Are you Single..Single? Mad at him Single..or He's in jail Single?

Last week I told my boss 3 companies were after me so I needed a raise to stay working here. He said which 3 companies.. I said Hydro Water and Cable!

Yeah but I wasnt frightened

You're welcome She's definately 1 of Durhams Diamonds in the rough..LOL

Researchers found out that you can hear your blood in your veins if you..listen vericosely

Prolly exactly what it means You dive in while her previous clients deposit is still there!

I call BULLSHIT! Not everybody was KUNGFU fighting!!

Sadly..she's been pulling this shit for years Great body Shitty Attitude and service

I've seen bad reviews of her before bro.. Obviously nothing has changed

One of my sisters friends decided to join a Christian dating website.. Her username is COMEGETPSALM