Recent content by studentjohn

Thought you were talking about a duo where two sps would share your cum. I would rather have my sperm hit me directly in the eye rather than swallow it lol.

Show us a few then or give some names

That is Martha Hunt btw

The only sure thing I can tell you is you are making a big deal out of nothing. Just live your life the best you can bro.

Uhhhh it's obviously Home Alone! Or Titanic.

Sorry I look for any excuse to tell that story lol

Forget the exact year but I had the choice of buying apple puts or Netflix calls. I chose Apple puts since I thought it was more of a sure thing; at the time samsung was killing apple in the flagship phone area. Profit of apple puts= 5k Profit of Netflix calls with same investment = 800k I...

Probably enlarged prostate

That is one fine horse

Using gun nuts logic this could have been avoided had the dog been armed.....lol

Ugh.....Venom was somehow worse than Justice League, Suicide Squad.

I've had it since I was 20. One night I was super stressed sleeping and my ear suddenly popped and bam had it ever since. It really feels like a sick joke; i now have it in both ears. I have tinnitus, sleep apnea, celiac disease. Other than that I'm super healthy 😆

High school marks are mostly BS especially for the humanities. I got a 90 average and a high 90 in English at Bloor Collegiate and when I think back to the stuff I wrote, I almost want to puke at how pathetic and stupid all of it was. A lot of people peak in high school because competition is weak.

All break ups were due to boredom probably on both ends. I just can't last more than a year; I hate being tied down especially if you don't live together.